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This picture was difficult to get, but well worth the effort...
I had a team of cryptologists and experienced hackers spend the past week gaining access to the Pentagon's computer systems during routine maintenance periods. Early this morning we were able to access a high-security robotics lab, and I took control of a miniature insect-like prototype information gatherer. I sent it to the main satellite control center, where it was able to find the controls for a spy satellite in the northwestern hemisphere. Using data collected by my covert operatives, I located CC's house and guided the satellite camera to an open window. He was apparently sleeping after a, erm, long day with Jubes.
Of course, the question is...what is he dreaming about?
------------------ http://frankg.dgne.com/ "Let's get those missiles ready to destroy the universe!" - TMBG
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Been nice knowing you, Frank... *runs away before the beginning of smiteage, the likes of which have never been seen before* :-)
------------------ "I ran into Charlie Fogg. He blacked my eye, and he kicked my dog. My dog turned to me, and he said, 'Let's head back to Tennessee, Jed.'" -The Grateful Dead, "Tennessee Jed"
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CC: Mmmm, these knickers smell nice. 1996 C & A if I'm not mistaken. Or they could be CK imports... I'll have to taste them to find out. And then I shall kill Frank.
------------------ 'There's no meat in beer, right?' -Joey Tribiani
-------------------------------------- Jeez, you went to a *lot* of effort to get a C. Capps picture! Whenever I get the urge to see our Leader caught off-guard, I just shoot out a check to his mom and she snaps a Polaroid when he isn't looking. I keep her on retainer for just such emergencies.
The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Announcer's voice: "Unbelieveable carnage. Families torn apart. Charles Capps of Moron Hell, California was just one of the many victims, another life ruined. . . When Pastries Attack!"
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You know, my friend tried to count sheep once, and it scared him so bad that he never did it again....
*L* Of course, this friend DOES have some issues to work through, but still...hehehe.... it takes one HECK Of a sick mind to come up with THIS!
See, he was counting the sheep one night, TRYING to get to sleep, when he suddenly realized that once the sheep jumped over the fence he was imagining, they had no where to go! They were just piling up on the other side of the fence, the pile getting higher and higher... this disturbed him greatly, so he went to investigate the sheep to make sure the were okay, and that's when he realized that the sheep certainly WERE okay! In FACT, they were all part of a big sheep ORGY! *LOL*
Okay, enough said... this friend is one HECK of a unique individul, and I swear, this story could only come from the likes of his mind.. upon hearing about the sheep orgy, I decided not ot ask any more questions.. I was afraid of what he'd tell me ;-)
Anyway, for some reason that story seemed appropriate just now... maybe that's why Charles likes sheep so much? I dunno! I think it's a possibility that should be examined though...
*grins and is gone*
~LOA
------------------ I hate men. I turly do. But it's okay... I'm not bitter. Really. I'm not!
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Unfortunately, when Data was trying to get Charles Capps to go to bed one evening, after a long day of assimilation, he accidentally placed the command "sheep" in his head and not "sleep," and thus a monster was born.
------------------ Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
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