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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Right! You've had it easy for a while, but I'm in a MEAN mood tonight, so no more Mr. Nice Guy. . .

Yes, it's time for all you young folk to test your mettle on some Classic Trek! Over in alt.binaries.startrek some sad gt has been posting vidcaps from all the episodes, and I've earmarked a few for future use. Here come five (well, four and one other) of the best.

Next (although not a vidcap) Spock says something about Kirk's mother.


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The Vorlon
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Spock: "I never loved you, Jim."

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Lyta Vorlon: "Our great mistake. Our failing. And now your failing. The error is compounded."
Delenn: "What mistake?"
Lyta Vorlon: "The first one, the one from which all mistakes proceed: The error of Pride..."

-- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon
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The Vorlon
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Spock: "And by the way, Jim, that toupee looks SO fake..."

Kirk: "Why, you green-blooded Son of a Bit...!"

McCoy: "Whoa, Jim! That's MY line!"

Scotty: "Wha 're ye talking 'bout? Toupee?" *looks* "Well, I'll be..."

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Lyta Vorlon: "Our great mistake. Our failing. And now your failing. The error is compounded."
Delenn: "What mistake?"
Lyta Vorlon: "The first one, the one from which all mistakes proceed: The error of Pride..."

-- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon
www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/

[This message was edited by The Vorlon on March 14, 1999.]


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Krenim
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*While the rest of her companions futily try to use Mirror Kirk as a battering ram, Mirror Uhura starts devising her clever scheme to escape by first measuring the cell's dimensions using her known length of her arms*

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"


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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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McCoy: "Spock! Don't you know how to knock?"

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"I'll be the sky above the Ganges
I'll be the vast and stormy sea.
I'll be the lights that guide you inward.
I'll be the visions you will see."
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R.E.M.


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The Vorlon
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Kirk's friends help him overcome constipation.

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Lyta Vorlon: "Our great mistake. Our failing. And now your failing. The error is compounded."
Delenn: "What mistake?"
Lyta Vorlon: "The first one, the one from which all mistakes proceed: The error of Pride..."

-- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon
www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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The TOS cast star in a bad Japanese kung-fu movie. Despite his mouth, McCoy is not actually talking.

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"Look into any eyes you find by you; you can see clear to another day..."
-The Grateful Dead, "Box of Rain"


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AndrewR
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Kirk, futilily tries to stop Spock from assimilating the Enterprise Brig...

hint (look at Spock's knuckles)

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With the first link, a chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all
irrevocably." Capt. Jean-Luc Picard - The Drumhead


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Bernd
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*The senior officers rehearsing for their show "The Flying Captain"*

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Brain. Brain. What is brain? (Kara the Eymorg, "Spock's Brain")
www.uni-siegen.de/~ihe/bs/startrek/


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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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Spock: Captain, I simply asked what Lieutenant Uhura was doing with your butt.

Uhura: What?!? I didn't even finish.

Scotty: Uhura, er, um, maybe you should put that away now.

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Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

~Pablo Picasso



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Xentrick
good to go
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McCoy: "Don't just stand there, Spock, help me do the Heimlich Maneuver! He's being eating the scenary again!"
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deadcujo
Spectator
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Uhura: "...you may now kiss the bride."
Kirk: "Damn you! You've taken this too far! It was only a stupid bet!"
Spock: "Captain, you lost fair and square, now come to bed."

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The morbid dog known as shaun lyle...


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Sol System
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As first officer, Spock had many duties aboard the Enterprise, not the least of which was directing the ship's production of West Side Story.

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"I'll be the sky above the Ganges
I'll be the vast and stormy sea.
I'll be the lights that guide you inward.
I'll be the visions you will see."
--
R.E.M.


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The Excalibur
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Spock: The neck doctor, the neck, not the nipple!!

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Here I Come To Save The Day : Mighty Mouse


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Spock: That's right, your great great great grandfather used a phone line to connect to an antiquidated web system called the "Internet".

Kirk: How dare you make fun of my Family's name. RRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation


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