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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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Ah, yes. Here I am. Yes, the eleventh GuestComs! They're the Plain and Simple, edition, I must add.

Alas, no DS9 images, but I've added some nice Innuendo Awards, so I suggest you try to go into the gutter. Or else.

Five lovely images here this week. And down the runway they come...

Fresh from the collection at Alidar Jarok's Star Trek Image Library...

What could we be practicing here...?

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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Seven: You put your left arm...in?

Doctor: AND HOW! No wait, wrong page...you shake it all about...

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"In my defence that bush is actually quite big"
-M the F

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Cargile
Nobody Special
Member # 45

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Doctor: I see someone has posted pictures of you nude on the ship's public LCARS database.

Seven: I fail to see the revelence in this action.

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"Meesa love yousa long time."

Jar Jar Binks, Vietnam, 1967.

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RW
Senior Member
Member # 27

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Doctor: "Ah, I see it's time to shave"

Seven: "Ah, I see it's time to shave"

gross, I know.

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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
Member # 22

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Doctor: Ooh... I got all A's! How about you?

Seven: All A's except one.

Doctor: Really, what in?

Seven: Death Glares 101.

Doctor: Don't take it personally. Janeway demands perfection from her pupils.

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Doctor: "Ah, I'm playing Romeo. Exquisite. Who are you playing, Seven?"

Seven: "Well, I was playing Juliet, but I am not so sure anymore...

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Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain, but, if you get a long little doggie, wouldn't you just call it a 'dachshund'?"

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Fabrux
Epic Member
Member # 71

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Doc: Alright, I've got 75 pok�mon, what about you?

Seven: I only have 2: Pikachu and Charmander.

Doc: You haven't been playing your prescribed 5 hours a day, have you?

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Star Trek: Dark Horizon
Creator, Owner, Only Writer

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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Seven: This duty roster must be wrong. I never knew there was a "Exotic Dancer" duty.

Doc: Heheheh. Its amazing what things you can do when you're a computer program...

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

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Jedi Weyoun
Active Member
Member # 110

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Seven: Doctor, I fail to see the objective of watching ourselves in these small mirrors for hours on end...

EMH: Oh, don't worry about it...you'll get the hang of admiring yourself soon..

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"Fear attracts the fearful"
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Sunspot
Wasting Away
Member # 77

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Seven: "I still can't see it..."

Doc: "No, no, NO! You have to look through the picture..."

Seven: "Wait, I think I see it...is it a small elf holding a rather large carrot?"

Doc: *slaps forehead*

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"You were right about the negotiations...they were short."
Obi-Wan Kenobi to QuiGon Jinn, The Phantom Menace

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Deep6
Ex-Member

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Docter: Again

Seven: Doctor, I fail to see how this applies to this crew.

Doctor: Again

Seven: "Wear sunscreen...."

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"So where are the nuggets on a chicken anyway?"

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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EMH: "Mine says, 'You will meet your enemy and he is you.' How true. Very philosophical. What about yours, Seven? What does yours say?"

Seven: "'You are about to take a long journey.' I find that unlikely. These predictions of future events are illogical and irrelevant. I don't know what Mister Neelix was thinking."

EMH: "It's an Earth custom: after finishing Chinese food, you get a fortune cookie."

Seven: "Yes, but whoever heard of a Chinese fortune PADD?"

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

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Doctor: "There, you see? Number 37."

Seven: "I do not believe that is physically possible."

Doctor: "Well, only one way to find out!"

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"It's not my birthday, it's not today. It's not my birthday, so why do you lunge out at me?"
--
They Might Be Giants

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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Doctor: "Isn't it so pretty?"

Seven: "I fail to see how getting me a pet razorback targ will improve my personality..."

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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EMH: "I say 'po-TAY-yo. . .'"

Seven: "And I say 'Species 7692. . .'"

EMH: "I say 'to-MAY-to. . .'"

Seven: "And I say 'Species 8143. . .'"

EMH: "Let's call the whole thing off!"

Seven: "I concur."

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