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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

posted

EMH: "I'm afraid there's no avoiding it, and i have the proof - your bum DOES look big in that!"

Seven: "Precisely HOW long have you been collecting this data?"

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Sunspot
Wasting Away
Member # 77

posted

LMAO @ Lee

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"You were right about the negotiations...they were short."
Obi-Wan Kenobi to QuiGon Jinn, The Phantom Menace

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RW
Senior Member
Member # 27

posted

Seven: "Oh man, my duty roster is pretty heavy. All stuffed up and unbalanced! It makes my back hurt when I think of it. I'll ask Janeway to implant some time off. Installing two gel packs of that size in one time is just impossible.

Doctor: (sniggers)

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

posted

EMH: "In this lesson, we'll learn about casually glancing at yourself in a reflective surface to check your hair. Or whatever. This maneuver is particularly useful in social functions. You don't won't people to think you're vain, or insecure, so you just take a very quick look. Watch me. There. See that? Nice quick look, and my nose hairs are perfect. Now you try."

Seven: "How long have had these metals things on my face?"

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AndrewR
Resident Nut-cache
Member # 44

posted

Seven: *reads* "Frame of Mind" by Dr. Beverly Crusher.

Doctor: I found it in the ship's Database. Don't go loosing your mind now though.

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"Ooh, FASA." - The Shadow, aka Frank G - June 1999

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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
Member # 122

posted

Doctor: Almost there.

Seven: I wonder what he's trying to do.

Doctor: Found it! The perfect angle to look at her lovely breasts. They look nothing like they do on the Internet.

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GGWK chick: I'll leave some pamphlets by the door
Cartman: Great we need some more toilet paper.

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

posted

Ahh... an interesting ensemble of replies...

The winner is... *drumroll* Krenim! How true an entry! The First One (I admit it; I'm vulnerable to bum gags and the other one wasn't bad at all!) and Sunspot (I can never get those mind games!) are the runners-up for this time around...

Honourable mention: RW gets the second ever "He said what?" commendation (perish the hairy thought).

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

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