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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Picard: "Captain's log, stardate 46357.9: While on route to somewhere or other, we're going to have one of those tedious episodes where a vague scientific back-story is going on to draw attention away from one of those interminable 'Troi gets PMT' shows. Accordingly Mr. Data is experimenting with chemicals located on a desert world in the Arrakis sector."

Data: "I believe this is called the 'Water of Life' and will kill those who are unable to control their metabolism. . . My God! I see it all! The Spice is Life!"

Worf: *over Commbadge* "Bridge to Captain Picard. There is a large sandworm off the starboard bow asking to speak to an individual known as Muad'dib."


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Xentrick
good to go
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Data learns the hardway that home-made alcohol really can make you go blind.

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AndrewR
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Data tries to put the water in the kettle using the 'Force'

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"Ooh, FASA." - The Shadow, aka Frank G - June 1999


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First of Two
Better than you
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While transferring liquid hydrogen between containers, Data accidentally spills some in his lap...

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"When we turn our back on our principles, we stop being human." -- Janeway, "Equinox"


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Data: And would you like fries with that??!!?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation


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AndrewR
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When going through his mementos after his trip to romulas with picard - he finds a cloaking device he can't remember where he got

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"Ooh, FASA." - The Shadow, aka Frank G - June 1999


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Riker: "So, how's it going since your replicator stopped working, captain?"

Picard: "Actually, I've found a viable alternative..." *pulls a cord in the ceiling and a bell is heard*

Data: *walks in* "You raaaaang?"

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Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain, but, if you get a long little doggie, wouldn't you just call it a 'dachshund'?"


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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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This time, the winner is Sol System for the "honey" gag (innuendo galore). Krenim and Tahna Los are both the runners-up.

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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Now, hold on a minute. TSN was the one who used "viable alternative." So do I win, and you named the wrong joke, or did he win, and you named the wrong person?

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Radiohead


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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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You won, Simon, he just put in the wrong joke when he went back into his reply to say which joke it was. I complained, you see - I hate not knowing which joke won, he said, ignoring the fact that every CapCom he's ever done has had someone asking him the same thing. . .
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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
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Argh! I meant for the "honey" comment. *fixes post accordingly*

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")


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