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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Spock: "So you see, Captain, my choice of garments was an inspired one, preventing as it does any attampt to correctly estimate the size of my bum."

Kirk: "Shut up, will you?! *covers rear* I feel like everyone's staring at me!"

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Kirk: "Spock, from where I stand you're a smartass!"

Spock: "Well, since I'm standing next to a dumb ass, that would not be too difficult."

Kirk: "D'Oh!"

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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Kirk: Well, we have some time to waste... I think we could take in some of the local culture.

Spock: Indeed, let us check out this "Trek Convention."

Kirk: Hmmm....Guest Speaker: William Shatner... Wow, what a handsome devil.

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

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RW
Senior Member
Member # 27

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Someone off-screen to Nimoy: "Hide your feelings Luke! They do you credit, but they can be made to serve the emperor!"

Shatner: "Damnit Len, I knew filming just after Return of the Jedi would be a bad idea. (to stagehand) Booze! Now!"

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Kirk: "We're two lonely sailors with liberty call in a picturesque port-city. Where to first, Spock?"

Spock: "We only have a dollar, Captain."

Kirk: "Columbus Street. We'll probably even get change back."

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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"New York, New York! It's a wonderful town - the Bronx is up and the Battery's down!"

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AndrewR
Resident Nut-cache
Member # 44

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Spock: "What do they mean, exact change"
Kirk: "Not yet."

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"Ooh, FASA." - The Shadow, aka Frank G - June 1999

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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
Member # 122

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Kirk: Hey Spock, I've been meaning to ask. Are you wearing anything under that?

Spock: Ummm, Nope.

Kirk: Then how are you supposed to do the swimming scene?

Spock: We've still got fifty bucks left.

Kirk: Well, Not really. Just the ten you've got left. I spent the rest on some nice girl three blocks back.

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GGWK chick: I'll leave some pamphlets by the door
Cartman: Great we need some more toilet paper.

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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Hmm. Toughie.

Jay just has to be the winner! The First One gets first runner-up for the bum and smart/dumb gags, and Xentrick gathers the second runner-up for the girlfriend joke.

Honourable mention goes to Liam: He gets the "You said what?" commendation and a mini Innuendo Award.

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

[This message has been edited by Elim Garak (edited June 27, 1999).]

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
Member # 19

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Oh yeah!! *does his capcom dance*

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Even as I speak, the scourge of advertising could be heading toward _your_ town! Lock your doors, bar your windows, because the next advertisement you see could destroy your house and eat your family!
~Kent Brockman

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