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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Well, now. . . The first proper CapCom (no. 105, BTW) of the new Forums. And we're looking at the cunning use of props this week. I've lost track of where half these came from, although in one or two cases it's quite obvious.

Starting you off easy. . .

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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Data: "And then Geordi refused to laugh with me. You would never refuse to laugh with me, would you?"

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

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Elim Garak
Plain and simple
Member # 14

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Data: "You see, my Perfect Match Weekly for Starfleet Crewmen said we were compatible!"

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
Member # 22

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Mr. Tricorder: What are you doing just standing around, dummy? Get Batman!

Data: Yes, Mr. Scarface, I mean Mr. Tricorder, sir.

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Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction.
Herbert: Bless you, my child.
Kay: The world needs more people like you.

-Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."

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Jeff Raven
Always Right
Member # 20

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Another fatal attempt of Brent Spiner at the Improv ...

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Senor Data: "It's alright?"

Tricorder with a Spanish accent: "Salright."

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Data: "Oh, we couldn't possibly do that, Mr. Flibble. Who would clean up the mess?"

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
Member # 99

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Data: *to Mr. Tricorder* And then, while the captain wasn't looking, I took a nice, long, look at his bum. And you know what? You're right.... those new pants DO make his bum look big!

Mr. Tricorder: I TOLD you so!

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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.

*is good at sex but not good at spelling, unfortunatly*

[This message has been edited by Jubilee McGann (edited June 28, 1999).]

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Data: "And what do we say to evil psychopaths who blow up suns, Mr. Hat?"

Mr. Hat: "You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!"

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RW
Senior Member
Member # 27

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Data: "What's that mister hat? Oh, we couldnt possibly do that mister hat!"

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Saiyanman Benjita
...in 2012. This time, why not the worst?
Member # 122

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Data: Mr. Twig, I like you a lot better than Mr. Hat.

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GGWK chick: I'll leave some pamphlets by the door
Cartman: Great we need some more toilet paper.

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33

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Data: There once was a woman from Venus, whose head was shaped like a...........

Tricorder: Will you cut that out? I'm sick and tired of your lame jokes!!!

Data: *sniff*, even my tricorder does not like my jokes.

Geordi *offscreen*: LaForge to Picard, Data's emotion chip is malfunctioning again.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited June 28, 1999).]

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Xentrick
good to go
Member # 64

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Data: "Pleeeeez? Just once?"

Mister Tricorder. "Okay, but no tongue!"

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

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Tricorder: "You must purge the ship, Data."

Data: "But, they are my friends."

Tricorder: "They are living in sin. Purge the ship, Data. Now."

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"Breath...keep breathing. I can't do this alone"
--
Radiohead

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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35

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Tricorder: "I am Emu of Borg. Resistance is futile. We will peck your nose in an irritating fashion."

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