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Data: But, Mr Tricorder, I've worked long and hard. I've saved the ship on more than one occasion. I think I should ask Captain Picard for a promotion.
*putting onan James Bond badguy voice*: No, I don't quite think so. You see Data, it is not enuogh for me to simply kill yuo, or drive you mad. I could do that here. Or at Welsey's stag night. No, first I must embarrass you deaply into killing yourself. It's started already. Troi outranks you, and soon even doggy-boy Worf will be your CO. And then, only then, will you be put out of your misery. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Data *normal voice*: I liked you more when you just said 'Twinkle-tweet"
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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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I suppose I'd better judge these. . .
The winner is - his evil manipulative Tricorder was my favourite. Runners-up are Tahna Los and Kosh, with honourable mentions for RW and Saiyanman Benjita *checks* I spelt it right! 8)
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