"Blasphemy! You're lucky I don't cast you out, or smite you, or something!"

Q, "Tapestry"

"In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to serve as a floatation device."

Data, ST: Insurrection

"I could have died were it not for you."
"We all make mistakes."
---Q and Picard from 'Q-pid', I think.

"You are either very brave, or very stupid, Ferengi."
"Maybe a little of both, sir."
---'Blaze of Glory, as Nogs fills his trousers with Martok glaring.

"Play that funky music, white boy.."
---Joke, but I'd love to hear that song on Trek.

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Nice place to live now son
Where ya gonna run?
Understand where we're coming from;
Put down the gun.

Garak

I don't know where this is from, or even if this is exactly what he said, but it is one of my favourites.

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"Calm may work for Locutus of the Borg here,
but I'm freaked out, and I intend to stay that way!"

- Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Kira: "You actually expect us to have some sort of intimate relationship, don't you?"

Dukat: "But Major...we already do."

In "Necessary Evil:

Odo to Rom: "Clear your mind or everything in it... if there's anything there..."

Odo: You're not as stupid as you look.
Rom: I AM TOO!!!!!!

Another Odo gag:

Quark: FIVE glasses for FOUR people???!!??

or

"Do not hug me." Worf, from somewhere in TNG

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"I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."

nitpickers :-� NYAH!! *L*

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and yes... i'm back *L*

(Vorlon Speak)The Return of the Jedi! @)

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WHO ARE YOU?

*really likes quotes*

"THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!!" -- Picard, "Chain of Command, Part 2"

BTW, in case nobody mentioned it, there does already exist a "Quotable Star Trek" book.