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Sean
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It is a possibility, but what are the chances that every woman out there has a set of double D's. I would personally prefer B's on any woman I date, but personality and integrity come first, then beauty. But there has to be a balance between the two.

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Shik
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Ahh, idealism. I remember that.

Come see me in 15 years when you've become bitter & jaded like the rest of us.

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Sean
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I am already a grumpy old man in a 15 year old's body. I just have preferences. And hopes. However, I think those standards are why people ( especially most of the females who arent my best friends) think I am gay. And the fact that I say " Eewie", and do an incredibly good impression of Clay Aiken.

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Shik
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I think it's time for the He-Man Woman-Haters Club to induct this young novitiate into our noble ranks. Come, gentlemen! Let us repair to the drawing room for cigars & brandy, whereupon we shall revel in ribald humor & bawdy tales of peccadilloes past!

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Sean
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YOu mean I finally get to be in a club other than Drama Club, and French Club? Yippie!

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shikaru808
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Dear god....

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quote:
Originally posted by Sean:
It is a possibility, but what are the chances that every woman out there has a set of double D's. I would personally prefer B's on any woman I date, but personality and integrity come first, then beauty. But there has to be a balance between the two.

Not every woman, sure. I personally know at least four. And some that are bigger. Shik's had roommates with plenty bigger... scarily bigger... [Embarrassed]

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Sean
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Most of the girls I know are more on the lean athletic side, I think the largest is like a 36-C maybe. Bra size is so complicated, I dont bother trying to understand it. Just like a lot of things about girls...

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Shik
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Son, let me pass on some very good advice that I received from a kindly Kiwi gent when I was a tad bit younger than you. He gathered a group of us together & said, "Lads, there are two types of women in this world: the kind you fuck, & the kind you marry. And sometimes, if you're very lucky, you find one who's both."

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Sean
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Maybe I'll be lucky. More than likely, I'll find the kind you screw, and not the kind you marry. That would suck.

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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity".
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Shik
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Not necessarily.

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Sean
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If I want to have endless sex for the rest of my life, perhaps, but not if I wanted someone to settle down with and grow old together with.

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Fabrux
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Wow. You're 15 and you DON'T want to have sex constantly? Something's wrong with this kid...

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Sean
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People say that all the time. There might be that need burried deep within my cerebros, but I have supressed it. It helps me to function more efficiently around girls. And it allows me to think with my brain, and not my head.

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Sol System
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Man, more than one Cerebro?
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