quote:Originally posted by Guardian 2000: Wow, I need subtitles.
Bridge scene 1
Narrator: In the year 2345 the Federation of Planets opened a Starfleet Academy near Carnoustie in Scotland. Four years later its first graduates emerged to find themselves rewarded with command of Starfleet’s newest and most powerful vessel: the ion impulse powered Aurora.
Captain: Reet Ensin. Gi’us warp factor ten. We’ll open this big bastard oop an’ see if it is shit of shovel a’ we hear of.
Android: Nae danger! Git yer belts oan.
Captain: Ne’er catch us wearin’ belts lik' a bunch a big poofters.
XO: Ginna let us goin' ta the replicator? I’m starvin!
Captain: A’right. As lang as ye bring us back a mug a royal game soup and a couple o' outsiders.
Captain: What new?
Comms: There a reet big hoor o' a spaceship coming towards us, and you wanna see the bastard size a the thing. It’s a guid yin or twa size bigger than ous ken!
Narrator: These graduates never backed away from danger as they were fearless and highly trained.
XO: Ah tellt ye afore ah dinnae wan any o` yer pish ur ah stick this reet in yer clagger bag!
Captain: What ye dooin ye daftie?
XO: Oh, ah’m jest ha’in a go in the holodeck, Cap’n! Ah’m holodeck daft, ken?
Bridge montage scene
Narrator: Take a journey into the unknown with captain McConnell;