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ray kiely
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Hi - I’ve written a book, my first novel. I wrote it for fun, so I don’t plan to charge for it. (Unless, of course, Hollywood discovers it and wants to turn it into a multi-million dollar summer blockbuster.) However, for now, and for you, it is free! You can read the first three chapters here: [SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM]
If you like it, you can get a full copy by emailing me [SPAM SPAM SPAM]. I won’t be spamming your email or anything like that. I simply want to know how many people read the novel and this is the only way I can think of to keep track that won’t cost me money.

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Aban Rune
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Ummm...

*clears throat*

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Charles Capps
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Jesus Christ on a Harley Davidson.
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HopefulNebula
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quote:
Originally posted by ray kiely:
I won’t be spamming your email or anything like that.

So... spamming message boards is OK, but spamming e-mail is Bad?

Mmm, Spammer Logic.

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bX
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Nice touch on the status, admin...
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Saltah'na
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Jesus Christ never owned a Harley. Not his preferred method of transportation.

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Da_bang80
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Plus, Jesus wasn't a fat, bald, old loser.

I always pictured him on a ZX-14 or something like that.

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Mars Needs Women
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I'm pretty sure Muhammad was an ATV off road kind of guy.
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HopefulNebula
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(I know this is my second post here. Deal with it.)



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Da_bang80
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quote:
Originally posted by Mars Needs Women:
I'm pretty sure Muhammad was an ATV off road kind of guy.

Well, he did live in Sandi Arabia...

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
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And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Remember when your parents told you it's dangerous to play in traffic?

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Krenim
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True story:

My first thought while reading CC's latest status line poetry was "Bampersand? I don't get it..."

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Charles Capps
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Glad to edumacate.
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Teh PW
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Now if he wrote a book on the eventual death of humanity by the excessive breeding of halflings (says nothing) then i suppose we could allow him to come back?

o.O

Nah, just tell him, he should write lemons...

oh. i'm reading 'The Clomgomeroid Cocktail Party', a bunch of short stories by the dude who wrote Valetine's Castle... woot.

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