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MarianLH
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Member # 1102

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Now I know what to get the geek who has everything. Hasbro is making a Darth Vader mask that will modify your voice:

http://www.starwars.com/collecting/news/2004/07/news20040728.html

Pre-recorded breath sounds, too!

[Big Grin]

Marian

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Jason Abbadon
Rolls with the punches.
Member # 882

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Sweet! Now to get phone numbers for James Earl Jones' children and leave messages saying they're disowned and that he doesn't want to talk to them ever again....

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deadcujo
Spectator
Member # 13

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Who wants to buy me one?

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Wesley: [checking manual] Uh, 9.4, sir.
Picard: Very good. Take us to Warp 9.8 then.
Wesley: Aye, sir. Warp 9.2 it is.

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Jason Abbadon
Rolls with the punches.
Member # 882

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Not James Earl Jones, that's for sure.

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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The prerecorded phrases don't include "I find your lack of faith disturbing"? Pfft. What a rip-off.

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
Member # 205

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But it did "What is thy bidding, massa?"? Snorrt.

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
Member # 256

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I would totally trade my organ for Jones' vocal cords or genes thereof.

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MarianLH
Active Member
Member # 1102

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I was looking at it again this morning (mostly to convince myself I didn't imagine it), and saw the following:

quote:
The helmet is adjustable to fit all head sizes, from age 5 to adult.

That is one adjustable helmet...

Marian

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Aban Rune
Former ascended being
Member # 226

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Like most other Vader Masks, this one looks like crap. The back piece is too small

But the voice box is an interesting addition. I wonder if James Earl Jones makes a comission...

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Bond, James Bond
Member
Member # 1127

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^^^ Only if he says "This is CNN."

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"You must talk to him; tell him that he is a good cat, and a pretty cat, and..." -- Data
"I will feed him" -- Worf (Phantasms)

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Fabrux
Epic Member
Member # 71

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Didn't they have a Vader voice modifier thingy before? I think a friend of mine has one...

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Aban Rune
Former ascended being
Member # 226

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I have one. It's called my hand. I put my hand over my mouth and talk in a deep voice. It works great.

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Jason Abbadon
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Member # 882

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You're playing with your hands and making husky voices, Aban?

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
Member # 205

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You're going on fumes here, son, you should get some are and are.
Again; Greyhound to Tijuana, the Hermano Hotel, 2 weeks of boozing and whoring, then you'd be your regular salty self. Hm?

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Jason Abbadon
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Hmmmmm.....boozing and whoring.

Good idea, Nim!

Though not the Greyhound part: have you ever actually rode one? Nightmareish.

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