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First of all I would like to say thanks to all of you for urging me to come and brighten your blue-shaded forum. I'm glad that all of you have seen the light of SCSI's brand of absolute dictatorship, which currently presides over several prominant Trek UBBs, and that .....
What? What is that you say? You've never heard of me? You've never heard of the SCSI Imperium. Well, either welcome me now or take a room at the goulag ...
{Violently pounds fist on the table} {pause} {looks puzzled}
Where was I? Oh, yes, this is my coronation, no? Where's my crown? My septer, my 20 pips to pin to my chest so I can declare absolute sovereignty over all of you. Ah yes, I will add Flare to my Empire, including TOP, FedHQ, and Legate Damar's UBB.
One of you mod or admin people, direct me to my throne ...
------------------ -Small Computer Systems Interface "Scuzzy" Emperor
Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.
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{PA system comes on with a deep, Orson Wellsish voice}
"That was only a dummy. This is the real SCSI. He was trying to test to see if there was any *ahem* resistance still going on over on your neck of the woods. Apparently, hostile action appears necessary}
{PA system clicks off} {Windows begin to vibrate, and within a few seconds, the whole building is shaking.} {Our assasin assasin slowly turns around towards a large Bay Window, as dramatic music plays.} {PA system comes back on}
"Now, Mr. Assasin, what you see outside is a SCannonSI. Aimed at you. Now, I'll give you a brief chance to start running. Your time, which we will not disclose for purposes of suspense, begins ... NOW"
{Cannon begins making a "whizzing" sound as it powers up}
------------------ -Small Computer Systems Interface "Scuzzy" Emperor
Operator of the Goulag Hotel, maintainer of the workhouses.
------------------ "Ultra Magnus is Undeniably Fun!" David Stevens, New York Magazine. "Total Complete excitement from start to finish!" -WPIX-TV, New York "This isn't a thrill ride, it's a rocket..." -Richard Caves, Time Magazine.
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Bah! SCSI.....who has that kinda money? Give me my nice and affordable EIDI 7200 rpm Maxtor hard drive and I'm happy enough
------------------ Lori, you lack...subtlety. You came from a military family; I knew both your parents very well. They thought in black and white. You think in black and white. No shades of grey whatsoever...and diplomacy is all shades of grey. - Star Trek: The Lost Years
A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbour�s throat without having his neighbour notice it. � Trygve Lie
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UM: Probably a good thing too, otherwise everytime you got into a conversation you'd shout out "I can't deal with that now." And then act stupid for an hour.
------------------ "Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy
What the hell's a psyliam anyway? Think you're some kinda telepath?
"Ooh, look at me, I'm psychic? I'm Liam...put them together what do you get? PsyLiam...ooohhh."
------------------ "Ultra Magnus is Undeniably Fun!" David Stevens, New York Magazine. "Total Complete excitement from start to finish!" -WPIX-TV, New York "This isn't a thrill ride, it's a rocket..." -Richard Caves, Time Magazine.
I'm sure it's a pleasure to meet you, sir, but you do need to know one thing... my name is LOA and I'm the almighty Queen of Pleh... yes, that's right... I'm the royalty around here, and the ONLY person that will ever occupy a throne. Except Charles. But even then, that's only if he asks
So anyway... nice to meet you, hope to see ya around, but stay out of my throne
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Well, scuzzy man, you can have the throne over there if you want. But, be careful. If you don't jiggle the handle just right, it backs up when you flush...
Y'know, I would say that Liam's name is based off the Psyduck from Pokémon, but I thought Liam got into the Pokémon thing after picking that name...
------------------ "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, and then, suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." -Matt Groening
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Gee...wonder what kinda entrance you guys could come up with for my nick...
"Look at me. I am THE number. And it's not any particular number, it's the number 359! Yes! 359! Not 358 or 360, but 359! That makes me The359! That's why I'm special!"
------------------ "The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
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