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"Babies are squirmy, ugly, dirty, smelly, and noisy. They'd offend all five of my senses if I had any reason to lick one..."
-- TSN, 2001.01.11 23:27, PhoenixChat
Er ... I do mean that, literaly. You da' man. As opposed to the woman.
Please forgive me. Had mucho mucho to drink to celebrate the Raven's victory -- does it count as a victory if the other team doesn't show?
Crap -- I got an 8am class tommorow at Towson's Center for the Arts, only the most CONFUSING building to exist in the world. You're on the third floor and need to get to the second floor? No, that staircase going down bypasses the second floor altogether! Go up a level, make a right at the mural, a left at the amphitheater ticket booth and go down two flights and you'll be there!
ARGH!
Oh, BTW, for anyone curious enough to know, this is what I sent to that m***** f****** a******:
Sir,
Thank you so kindly for your spam posts to "Flare". Here at "Flare" we consider ourselves a "family" -- if so, you're certainly the evil horned cousin. Thank you so much for posting that ridiculous HTML. You know, that stuff is really mean. I'm here half drunk because the Baltimore Ravens kicked some ass tonight -- does it count as a victory if the opposing team doesn't even show up? -- and I'm celebrating you're being a big meaney!!!!
Must.
Go.
Bed.
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 6.83 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Forum Member Who Shall Be Nameless. 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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Death before Dishonor!
However Dishonor has
quite a disputed defintion.
[This message has been edited by Tec (edited January 29, 2001).]
Users with under 50 posts will have all HTML turned to mush, excluding <br>, <p>, <a>, and <img>, which are nessecary to perform basic UBB Code because of the way I'm performing the filtering.
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"Babies are squirmy, ugly, dirty, smelly, and noisy. They'd offend all five of my senses if I had any reason to lick one..."
-- TSN, 2001.01.11 23:27, PhoenixChat
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"The only good thing about this film is the edible chocolate roaches they gave out. Mmm, mmm... Wait a minute, edible roaches don't crawl. Edible roaches don't crawl!"
- Jay Sherman, The Critic.
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"Businesses used to be like Christianity; if you were faithful and obedient, you could obtain bliss in the afterlife of retirement. Now it's more of a reincarnation model. If the worker learns enough in his current job, he can progress to a higher level of employment elsewhere."
- Dogbert
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"That's your plan? Wile E. Coyote would come up with a better plan than that!"
- Crighton, Farscape.
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Star Trek: Legacy
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"You don't tug on Superman's cape.
You don't spit into the wind.
You don't pull the mask off the ole' Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim."
Aban's Illustration www.alanfore.com
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[Bart's looking for his dog.]
Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church.
Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!
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"Babies are squirmy, ugly, dirty, smelly, and noisy. They'd offend all five of my senses if I had any reason to lick one..."
-- TSN, 2001.01.11 23:27, PhoenixChat
It's almost entertaining to witness someone like that, totally intent on doing a foul deed, fully aware they are stretching laws, not even caring to hide their purpose. All that's left is plain ol' "clobbering time"! And they cannot win.
What I don't understand is, why didn't the "New Member" sign show up?
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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.
-Tleilaxu Epigram
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"Babies are squirmy, ugly, dirty, smelly, and noisy. They'd offend all five of my senses if I had any reason to lick one..."
-- TSN, 2001.01.11 23:27, PhoenixChat
I'm sorry
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 6.83 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Forum Member Who Shall Be Nameless. 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
I can't wait to see who the first person will be to use Iwant2badork's reply as their status line. BTW, how many times do you have to post before you get to change the status line?
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Star Trek: Legacy
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[This message has been edited by Dukhat (edited January 29, 2001).]
I am, I'm such an asshole. Forgive me! Forgive me!
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 6.83 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Forum Member Who Shall Be Nameless. 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
[This message has been edited by Ritten (edited January 29, 2001).]
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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 6.83 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Forum Member Who Shall Be Nameless. 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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"You don't tug on Superman's cape.
You don't spit into the wind.
You don't pull the mask off the ole' Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim."
Aban's Illustration www.alanfore.com
Uh, I need to calm down. Just kidding there. No worries.
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Though it will go without saying ten minutes into these preceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. To insist that any of what follows is insensitive or inflammatory is to miss our intentions and pass undue judgement, and passing judgement is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics too...) Just Kidding
So please, before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember God has a sense of humor. Just look at the platypus. Thank you and enjoy the show.
P.S. We sincerely apologize to all platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the platypus. We at View Askew respect the noble platypus and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. Thank you and enjoy the show.
-View Askew disclaimer "DOGMA"
Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page
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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.
-Tleilaxu Epigram
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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.