Hmmm... Item 3 appears to be more of a safety tip.

Whatever.

• Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.

• When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.

• Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.

• When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.

• Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in.

• Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

• Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be a hand-me-down item.

• If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.

• While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.

• Plucking unwanted nose hair is time-consuming work. A cigarette lighter and a small tolerance for pain can accomplish the same goal and save hours.

  Note: Its a good idea to keep a bucket of water handy when using this method.

• Remember to leave a generous tip for good service. After all, their mobile home costs just as much as yours

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