Signs recently spotted

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
---Women's restroom, Schooners, Lancaster, California

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, San Diego, California

You're too good for him.
--Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, SkyBar, Los Angeles, CA

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Remember: pillage before you burn!
-- G. Khan
www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/

*Here I sit and hesitate, shall I shit or masturbate

(sorry)

*like Adolf Hitler I sit here,
the brown masses under me (best thing is, it rhymes in German)

*Feudalism: it's your count that votes.

*anyone who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand.

No wonder you always go home alone.
--Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
--Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Beauty is only a light switch away.
--Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
-- Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY

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Remember: pillage before you burn!
-- G. Khan
www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/