What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?

Claus-trophobic.

What's the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snow balls.

Why does Rudolph feel at home in strip clubs?

It's the red-light district.

Why did the snow man have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Why did Santa Claus trade Rudolph?

He wanted change for a buck.

Where can you find literature about Santa's assistants?

In the Elf-help section.

How do they celebrate Christmas in Singapore?

They beat you with a Candy Cane.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Merry Christmas to all!

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When only the police have guns, it's called a police state.
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Death before Dishonor!
However Dishonor has
quite a disputed defintion.