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Lee
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Member # 393

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I'm on the verge of convincing some people at work that these beasties actually exist. . .

The Jackalope Conspracy

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TSN
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Member # 31

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"Well, 'at's no ordinary rabbit!"

Though I still like better the Basselope from "Bloom County"... :-)

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Malnurtured Snay
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ROFLMFAO

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Jeff Raven
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If anyone remembers "America's Funniest People," they did several skits starring the Jackelope...

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Quatre Winner
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Member # 464

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Personally, i'm waiting for the "Jackabasselope"...

But while we're on the topic of odd pairings, how about a half rabbit-half cat? Call it a "cabbit", hmm? *L* And I happen to own one too.

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Kosh
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Member # 167

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"Look at the bones"

I've acutally seen pictures of a cabbit.

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First of Two
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Member # 16

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There WAS a "jackebasselope" in one of the later Bloom County strips, when Rosebud the basselope mated with... oh, the rabbit character.

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Shik
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Member # 343

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I have a couple cabbits myself, Quatre me boy. Costing me a fortune in carrots, the little buggers.

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Diane
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Member # 53

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I've got a postcard from Yellowstone with that thing on it. They called it a Jack Rabbit though.

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Sol System
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Member # 30

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"If anyone remembers 'America's Funniest People'..."

No, no one remembers that. No such show. No such time period ever existed in history. Never. No no no.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Bob Saget got America's Funniest Home Videos.
Dave Coulier got America's Funniest People.
John Stamos got Rebecca Romijn.

I'm sure the others consoled him over his lack of a Funny show. I'd be pissed off too.

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Krenim
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Member # 22

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By cabbits I assume you're referring to Ryo-Ohki (I think I spelled that correctly) and his ilk...

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Saiyanman Benjita
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Member # 122

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Mee-yowww!

Ah, yes, the jackabasselope. 64 lovely children of the basselope, whom have gone towards extinction because of their lust for pop-tarts covered in butter...

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TSN
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Member # 31

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Well, at least it's not penguin lust...

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Saiyanman Benjita
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Member # 122

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The greatest threat to our great nation.

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