Oh my. May the Matrix of Love give me strength. This is pretty good.
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The face on the monitor is Holly, the ship's computer from Red Dwarf. Suffice to say, he's not particularly bright. But don't even try to find the humor if you haven't seen the show. It won't work... :-)
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And he's got an IQ of 6000 - the same as 6000 P.E. teachers...
BTW, sorry for reviving such an old thread, but as I'm rewatching Red Dwarf seasons 1 through 5 on DVD I couldn't resist...
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So, you searched through all of the Lounge's archives for a Red Dwarf topic from before the beginning of time just so you could revive it and say "hey, sorry for reviving this aeons-old thread, but get this: I did it because I'm watching Red Dwarf now!"?
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I'm shocked that the "kicking bottom" line came to my head. I couldn't even remember what season that quote was from now, let alone episode.
Tsk, old age, eh?
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quote:Originally posted by Siegfried: *slaps forehead*
Oh my. May the Matrix of Love give me strength. This is pretty good.
God, I wish I could just go back and delete all my posts from 1999 to 2002. Embarrassing, they are.
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Welcome to the nightmare that is a perfectly archived future. When the world ceases to forget our actions we'll have to pursue the matter inside our own heads.
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