A duck walked into a pharmacy, and waddled back to the pharmacist's counter. The pharmacist looked at him and chuckled, "Hey little fella! What can I do for you?"
The duck says, "I'd like a box of condoms please."
The pharmacist says, "Well, sure! Would you like me to put that on your bill?"
The duck says, "I'm not that kind of duck!"
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He's referring to any kind of duck who would have a reason to put a condom on his bill. As you say, you were trying to make more of the joke than necessary. :-)
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I think the joke is outright. The type of duck thing refers to a duck who would actually put a condom on his bill (like a human would put a condom on his nose) kinky, huh?
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Well, yes, that's one way to say it outright... *L*
------------------ "Merde!" -commander of Napoleon's army, upon learning that the Duke of Wellington's forces had received assistance and were requesting his surrender
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