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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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"Unlike sports fans in places like Bangkok, Istanbul, and Pensacola, the average American rarely gets a chance to witness a stripper wrestling a midget. However, one such opportunity arose in Oxford, Mississippi in mid-April."

Hard to beat that build up!!

Midget Chaos!

Suddenly I feel like Sol searching the net...

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Oh, fiddle faddle, everyone knows that our mutants have flippers. Oops, I've said too much.....
~C. Montgomery Burns

[This message has been edited by Jay (edited August 25, 2000).]

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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I know of a film made in the Philippines about a very tiny secret agent and his enemy, Mr. Big. It would fit in with this thread quite nicely, if I could only remember the name.

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Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! It's useless to struggle.

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Hobbes
 Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat 
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Pensacola, Florida? I lived there for 3 years and I don't recall fighting midgets and strippers fighting.

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Daniel: "Senator, we have reason to believe the Goa'uld are about to attack."
Kinsey: "Then I think they'll regret taking on the United States military!"
Daniel: "Oh, you're right. We'll just upload a virus into the mother ship."
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Kosh
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Damn!

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Sailing the Slipstream

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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You obviously never went to the right bars, Hobbes.

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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy

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USS Vanguard
i hate clowns
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midgets, eh? i don't know, they've sort of creeped me out. Oh wait, no, i was thinking of jockies.

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"Life sucks, then you die"

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Teelie
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I lived in P-Cola too and never heard of that stuff happening, and I knew of a few clubs!

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Where's the bathroom on this ship?

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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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Well, the actual match took place in Oxford, Mississippi.

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Oh, fiddle faddle, everyone knows that our mutants have flippers. Oops, I've said too much.....
~C. Montgomery Burns

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Teelie
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Too bad I'm not there still or I could've seen it.

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Where's the bathroom on this ship?

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LOA
Migraine Mistress
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Are you implying that I'm short?

~LOA

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No, you CAN'T see my picture!

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Teelie
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It depends, how tall are you?

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Where's the bathroom on this ship?

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