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Malnurtured Snay
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FUNERAL HOME DIRECTOR DISCOVERS LIVE WOMAN IN BODY BAG

ASHLAND, Massachussetss (AP) -- Emergency Medical Technicians in Ashland, Massachussetts, thought the 39-year old woman found slumped in a bathtub was dead. So did funeral director John Matarese -- until he heard a gurgling noise coming from the body bag.

"It scared me half to death," Matarese said. "The girl was alive."

Matarese quickly unzipped the body bag and held the woman's mouth open to keep her air passages clear. By the time emergency technicians arrived, she was breathing. She's now hospitalized in good condition.

About 3 1/2 hours before Matarese's discovery Saturday, the woman had been found unconcious in cold water in her bathtub. She apparently overdosed on pills, police said.

Police officers and emergency technicians were unable to detect any signs of life. Police concluded she was an apparent suicide victim and her body was taken to Matarese's funeral home.

"From everybody's observation, more time had elapsed than would have allowed resuscitation," Town Administrator Dexter Blois said.

The state Department of Public Health is investigating to determine whether emergency workers acted properly.

"The fact that they didn't take her to the hospital, just assumed she was dead, is the big mistake," said Dr. Murray Hamlet, a hypothermia resuscitation expert. "People have to understand that cold, stiff, blue people can be resuscitated."

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Nim
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Well I've never passed judgement on the bolians, that's for sure. Although they don't seem to be good at anything, really.

Well there's that lieutenant from the Saratoga but he was young.

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First of Two
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So there's still hope for Al Gore!
Hurry! Get the defibrillator!
BWA-HA HAHAHAHA!

Aw, Jeff's gonna hit me for that one. That was just MEAN. But I couldn't resist. Sorry.

What about Andorians? They're supposed to be the cold ones, if you go by the RPG, anyway.

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Jeff Raven
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That was priceless, First.

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Malnurtured Snay
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LOL -- I cracked a smile, I must admit

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This goes to show you that sometimes, a mysterious, invisible force CAN work in mysterious ways.

And pass that defibrulator over here. My life needs some resuccitation...

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