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Well, I saw this pic that Fitz put up - he really does do excellent scans and vidcaps, looks for some of his stuff in the next Phasers update, whenever that may be! And I thought, "why not?"
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Kirk: Omigod, I have a nosebleed
Alien: Tilt your head back, that should stop the bleeding.
Klingon Guard: No, actually, in order to stop a nosebleed, you should pinch your nose, and tilt your head forward. You should do this for up to 10 seconds This causes the blood to clot and the bleeding stops.
Kirk: Hey it worked!!!
Alien: Now we know.
Klingon Guard: And knowing is half the battle!!!
G. I. JOE!!!!
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Captain Kirk, having partaken of way too much Klingon bloodwine, had to be escorted back to his bunk...
------------------ "The Long Kiss Goodnight begins, more or less, with Geena Davis being kicked in the head by a deer. This was the high point of the film."
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Kirk gets hit so hard, he flys into the Officers' Lounge Forum. The frequenters, seen behind him, are preparing to toss him back into the Contests Forum.
*toss*
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