------------------ "In a completely unrelated news story, I have a date tomorrow night." - Omega, in trying to explain why pigs are now flying, why Microsoft products are now working perfectly, hell freezing over, and George W Bush giving a flawless speech. 04/06/01, 12:17AM
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So the average is, like, 3 times a fortnight? Yikes.
------------------ "It strikes me that there are enough episodes of the Simpsons that people could speak entirely in Simpsonese, using references from the show to explain or describe an endless series of situations. Nelson and Apu . . . at Tinagra.
But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."
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Yeah right. Like those guys are going to be telling the truth on that kind of question? HA! I think not.
I think that the question should have defined what kind. Cybersex with some chick who's probably a 55 year old man sitting in his underwear in new jersey doesn't qualify.
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I'd be willing to wager a monetary amount that these are the same dudes with usernames such as 'StudSexx0r6969' and 'LUNIXpimp'.
Not that I disbelieve the answers. The reason they divined was fairly reasonable. (Punnage included, Monsiors.)
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited April 19, 2001).]
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Interesting, very interesting. Looks like I'll have to spend a lot more time here, correct my spelling, and ruin my eyes in the process, but in the long run I'll get more of what every man wants.
------------------ "Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
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On a seemingly conspicous note, my University application to enroll in the Computer Science department came in the mail today.
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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Well, if the sex is a measure of 'nerdiness' then I seem to fall a bit short of that, on the other hand I am not average either. My wife would love it if I had that kind of energy......
------------------ "One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant Star Trek: Legacy Read them, rate them, got money, film them
"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV
------------------ Homer: I'm gonna miss Springfield. This town's been awfully good to us. Bart: No, it hasn't, Dad. That's why we're leaving. Homer: Oh, yeah. [pokes his head out the window] So long, Stinktown!
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Steve Urkel was a very geeky boy who wore very big glasses and wore these pants with suspenders which went all the way up to his chest. He'd also speak in a very nerdy like way with an awfully annoying snort. In the show "Family Values" (I think it is, not sure), Steve had a crush on a girl named Laura Winslow, but of course, Laura would always push him away, like the nerd he is.
------------------ "In a completely unrelated news story, I have a date tomorrow night." - Omega, in trying to explain why pigs are now flying, why Microsoft products are now working perfectly, hell freezing over, and George W Bush giving a flawless speech. 04/06/01, 12:17AM
a little more than I wanted to know
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