quote:Errant house numbers, or even (and the far more common) "no house number." The complete absence of light within miles of the house in question. Rabid dogs. Some patrons aren't home when the driver arrives; they call from work with the confidence they'll "beat him there." In winter months, unshoveled walks and ice-covered stairs beckon. Broken doorbells. Customers have been known to "wait" in the shower, the back yard, or at their neighbor's house.
I remember walking up to an apartment door as the same time as the roomate of the guy who ordered. We enter to find Roomate #1 putting his genitalia into Roomate #2's girlfriend. That was a fun one.
The most fun are drunk or high kids on Friday and Saturday nights. "What's the total, duuude?" "$400." "Oh, uh, take American Express?"
Or, when I delivered to some insurance brokerage company up in Hunt Valley, and the secretary presented me with a credit card when I got there (and didn't call in the number before I left the store, as she'd been told to do). After she refused to pay by corporate check and refused to let me call in the CC#, I had to go back into the boardroom and start re-boxing the pizzas the hungry employees were munching on! I got my money when I started doing that, though, plus a nice tip on top of that.
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Being a Delivery Boy rocks.
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or not. Snay, when you mentioned that roomate #1 was sticking his genitalia into roomate #2's girlfriend, was that including the testicles?
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I will proudly say that I always try to follow the "Eight Commandments" listed at the bottom of that page -- though I've never seen those principles spelled out in so many words before.
And though I'm not a delivery person myself, I can certainly empathize with the encounters when working in the service industry. I've even run a few deliveries from time to time (the store does handle some corporate orders on occasion).
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quote:Originally posted by Grokca:
quote:or not. Snay, when you mentioned that roomate #1 was sticking his genitalia into roomate #2's girlfriend, was that including the testicles?
Yes apparently it is a new sex craze, it is called "Balling"
i think you are confused, Grokca. generally one does not insert the testicles into a woman when one is "balling". Snay's original remark suggests that the penis and testicles were being inserted. generally, it is one, but not the other.
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Let me be more specific: the penis was in the vagina of the other guy's girlfriend. Clearly, this was not the penis that was supposed to be in this girl's vagina at the given time.
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And I was expecting a thread about Jeff's adventures in mud-wrestling Playboy centerfolds. Well, centerfolds from the 1950s.
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