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[QUOTE]Originally posted by JeffKardde: [QB] **I feel I should warn that this is a joke and that I'm sure some people will be very upset and probably not have a sense of humor -- and should develop one before reading this if they don't already have one. Peace out!** George W. Bush was thrilled at finally being able to spend his first night in the White House, but something very strange happened. On the very first night, he was awakened by George Washington's ghost. Bush asked the ghost, "President Washington, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised Washington. With all the excitement of the White House, Bush still couldn't sleep welland then, later on that night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. "Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Bush asked. "Cut taxes and reduce the size of the government," Jefferson answered. Bush still couldn't sleep well, so much later on the same night he saw another ghostly figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Bush asked. Lincoln replied, "Go see a play." [/QB][/QUOTE]
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