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[QUOTE]Originally posted by First of Two: [QB] Heh. Okay, "now for the democratic response:" Hillary Clinton dies and goes to Heaven (I know it's a severe stretch of the imagination, but bear with me). Once there, she is greeted by an Angel who explains it's his job to show her around. After passing many wondrous things, The two of them stop by an enormous wall of hanging clocks, each with a tiny plaque underneath. Some of the clocks are stopped, some are clicking slowly, and some are ticking merrily away. "What's this?" Hillary asks. "This is the Wall of Truth," replies the Angel. "Every human who is alive or has ever lived is represented here on this wall. Every time they tell a lie, the clock ticks forward one second." The Angel shows Hillary a clock stopped at Midnight. "This was Mother Teresa's Clock. She never lied once." He shows her another, stopped at 2 seconds past Midnight. "This is Abe Lincoln's. He only ever lied twice." Hillary gazes at the clocks a while, and after a moment is overcome by curiosity. "I don't see my husband's clock here. Can you show it to me?" "No," the Angel says, "It's not on the wall, it's in Saint Peter's office. The A/C is out, and he's using it as a fan." [/QB][/QUOTE]
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