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Sol System
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![](http://www.engrish.com/images/recentdiscoveries/horny.jpg) Though I'm sure some of you have already seen it. ------------------ Not even a god can deny that I have squared the circle of a static Earth and cubed the Earth sphere by rotating it once to a dynamic Time or Life Cube. -- Gene Ray **** Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet" Or don't. You know, whatever.
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Hobbes
Member # 138
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------------------ "Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi, but you're welcome to try anytime, anywhere." - Bester Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
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Sol System
Member # 30
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Deep, I say!Tim thinks it would make a good catchphrase, and I'm inclined to agree. ------------------ Not even a god can deny that I have squared the circle of a static Earth and cubed the Earth sphere by rotating it once to a dynamic Time or Life Cube. -- Gene Ray **** Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet" Or don't. You know, whatever.
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Sol System
Member # 30
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Just one more. My personal motto.------------------ Not even a god can deny that I have squared the circle of a static Earth and cubed the Earth sphere by rotating it once to a dynamic Time or Life Cube. -- Gene Ray **** Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet" Or don't. You know, whatever.
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The_Tom
Member # 38
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*ahem, coughcough* http://www.engrish.com ------------------ "Tony Blair like me uses Colgate" -George W. Bush on forging new Anglo-American ties
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AndrewR
Member # 44
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I liked these mentioned by a 'write-in': quote: 1. On a blanket - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.2. On a shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE. 3. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful haemorrhoids - LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET. 4. On a kitchen knife - WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
------------------ Homer: I'm gonna miss Springfield. This town's been awfully good to us. Bart: No, it hasn't, Dad. That's why we're leaving. Homer: Oh, yeah. [pokes his head out the window] So long, Stinktown! [This message has been edited by AndrewR (edited March 31, 2001).]
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