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Tahna Los
Member # 33
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Dear preferred member
I have some exciting news for you.
During our most recent policy review meeting, Chris Martin, our Director of Special Member services, made what I feel is an excellent suggestion: "why not give a select group of Preferred members, longtime members who have fulfilled their commitment, the opportunity to join again with our great introductory offer, 10 CD's Free".
Well, Topher, I'm not interested in your new offer. Frankly, I don't have any more choices of CD's to buy at this current moment. What I'd like to know is, how did you know I was a member of one of those CD clubs? And how did you get such a cool job?
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Topher
Member # 71
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Christ, not another one. There's this Chris Martin, an actor Chris Martin, and another guy in the city who's a dealer.
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Yamashiro Den
Member # 510
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a dealer of fine china and antiques?
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Topher
Member # 71
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I think not.
There's also this artist Chris Martin, and some guy with a blank mind.
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Ritten
Member # 417
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All your alter-egos and ids....
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First of Two
Member # 16
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It's a strange thing, but *every* sentient race has its own version of this 'Chris Martin.' I suspect it's one of those great universal mysteries which will either never get explained or which would drive you mad if you ever learned the truth.
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Topher
Member # 71
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Reverend
Member # 335
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quote: I suspect it's one of those great universal mysteries which will either never get explained or which would drive you mad if you ever learned the truth.
Well that would explain what happened to our Chris.
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Ritten
Member # 417
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The unexplained part???
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Tahna Los
Member # 33
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Topher:
Again, I am not interested. How did you get my mailing address anyways? PLEASE STOP!!!
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Topher
Member # 71
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Hey, its out of my control.
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