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[QUOTE]Originally posted by JeffKardde: [QB] I've got another lawyer joke [IMG]http://flare.solareclipse.net/smile.gif[/IMG] There's this plane -- a small one, like a Cessna or something. There's a pilot aboard, obviously. There's also a priest, a doctor, a lawyer, and a little boy. Well, the pilot comes back into the main compartment and tells the passengers, "we've got engine problems! Grap a parachute and JUMP! Oh, yeah, there are only four parachutes." So he grabs a parachute and jumps. The doctor declares, "I save human lives! I must survive!" he grabs a parachute and jumps. The lawyer declares, "I'm the smartest man on the face of the Earth! I must survive!" he grabs a parachute and jumps. "There's only one parachute left little boy," the priest says, handing it to him. "I've lived a long and good life. Now go and live a long good life yourself." The little boy shakes his head. "It's okay, Father. The 'smartest man on the face of the Earth' just jumped out of here with my [i]backpack[/i]." [/QB][/QUOTE]
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