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[QUOTE]Originally posted by First of Two: [QB] Jeff Raven: that is PRECISELY where I first heard "Conan the Librarian!" Jubilee: Oh, that's right, you missed my famous "Borgasm" thread of several months and at least one Enterforum ago... Let's see what I can remember... If you have it with the Norse God of Thunder, it's a Thorgasm. If you get one watching "The Dick Van Dyke Show," it's a Mary-Tyler-Mooregasm. If you get one from a travelling salesman, it's a Door-to-doorgasm. If you get one from a Marine, it's a Corpsgasm. If you get one on a golf course, it's a Foregasm. If you get one from the current US Vice President, it's an Al-Goregasm. If you get one from clam chowder, it's a Soup-du-jourgasm. If you're tricked into one, it's a Luregasm. If you get one from a brirish secret agent, it's a Roger Mooregasm. If you aren't sure if you had one, it's an Either-orgasm. If you have a really tiny one, it's a Poorgasm. If you have a marathon session, it's a Do-It-Till-You're-Soregasm. If you have one watching Desert Storm coverage on CNN, it's a Wargasm. If you can't remember your last one, it's a Days-Of-Yoregasm. If you have one with Seven of Nine, it's a Borgasm. If you have one with The Queen AND Seven, it's a Borgy. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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