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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gaseous Anomaly: [QB] (from the Daily Radar) [IMG]http://flareupload.hypermart.net/files/Dangercat.jpg[/IMG] [QUOTE]Tuesday in Washington, the Pentagon unveiled its long-delayed "weapon of the future." The Bionic Cat, which will cost $4.6 billion over the next four years to manufacture, will eventually replace the Marine Corps. "You see, they look all cuddly and cute," explained Secretary of Defense Don Rumsfeld. "But if you corner one of these little nuclear bastards, they'll f*ck you up real good." Deployment of the Bionic Cat will not commence until late 2002, but Marine Corps layoffs have already begun. In a related story, the Army announced that a shortage of flea collars could delay their Toxic Poodle program. [/QUOTE] [/QB][/QUOTE]
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