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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Shik: [QB] From Livejournal: [i]SCENE: a dingy, gray-green office in a run-down inner-city police precinct building circa 1973. CAPTAIN SOL, a large, sweaty, loud black guy, is harassing DETECTIVE PLUTO, a thin-lipped, flint-eyed wiry hardass in a gray suit. SOL: I don't LIKE you, Pluto! You're a loose cannon! You don't play by the book! You're outta control! Your orbit is elliptical and mysterious. I HATE "mysterious!" PLUTO (taking a long, slow drag on an unfiltered cigarette): What are you saying, chief? You want me off the Xena case? If you ask me, that icy bitch had it coming... SOL: I'm saying your license has been revoked, detective. Commissioner Terra wants your badge and your gun on my desk. (PLUTO stands up and drops his badge on the desk dismissively. He reaches for his police-issue revolver and pulls it, tension on his face--but places it next to his badge, scowling.) SOL: And the other gun. (PLUTO reaches beneath his equator and withdraws a smaller revolver, putting it on the desk.) PLUTO: You tell the Commisioner from me...he can cram this one sideways 'till the barrel reaches his molten core. SOL: GET OUTTA MY OFFICE, PLUTO! (PLUTO strides purposefully out of the precinct, "wokka-chikka-wokka-chikka" 1970's "cop movie" music following him out onto the street where the writer suddenly loses all interest in continuing the story. PLUTO is suddenly struck by a cable car that has the words "LOL SCIENCE" written on the side.) THE END[/i] [/QB][/QUOTE]
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