Mine? I would have to say "Smooth as an Android's bottom" scene from Insurrection. Laughed for a long time after that...
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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux
"Flowers! Is there a John Luck Pickard here?"
Quite a bit of humor in that one, actually, considering the subject matter.
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"And though I once prefered a human being's company, they pale before the monolith that towers over me."
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They Might Be Giants
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The Unknown Vulcan
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"I have come to the conclusion that one man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three on the law become a congress! And by God I have had this Congress!"
--John Adams, "1776"
Personally, my favorite scenes (comedic, anyhow) come from "A piece of the action". The Fizzbin scene comes to mind, but my favorite line (and reaction to it) comes when Kirk remarks that he's starting to get the hang of driving. Spock's expression is subtle, but hilarious.
--Baloo
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I'm a Dirtling and PROUD OF IT!
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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."
And a TNG episode where Q takes the crew to Nottingham, a lot of funny scenes in that one. "Sir! I protest! I am not a merry man!"
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"Sometimes you get the bear, and sometimes the bear gets you."
-Commander Riker, USS Enterprise
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
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"Okay, so I'm not "SANE" so to speak, but uh... I'm the lovable kind of psycho"
http://solareclipse.net/
#1: Gillian: "You guys like Italian?"
Kirk: "Yes."
Spock: "No."
Kirk: "Yes."
Spock: "No."
Kirk: "Yes. I love Italian. And so do you."
Spock: "Yes."
#2: Gillian: "'Admiral, if we are to do with these whales as we please we would be as guilty as those who caused,' past tense, 'their exinction'. I have a photgraphic memory; I see words.
Spock: "Are you sure it isn't time for a colourful metaphor?"
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Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift.
Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift.
Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...
ST4: "Yeah, well, double dumbass on you!"
ST3: "They're taking him to the Federation Funny Farm."
ST3: "I hear he's fruity as a nutcake."
ST5: "Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons."
TOS "Friday's Child": "I think you're both going to be insufferably pleased with yourselves for at least a month!"
ST4: "Where are the nuclear wessels?"
That's all I can think of right now...
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"I KNOW I'm dense..."
-a certain anonymous administrator
I also remember one episode where there was a "Captian Piccard Day", where the kids made pictures or dolls in the likeness of the captian, who then had to explain the whole thing to an Admiral
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"Sometimes you get the bear, and sometimes the bear gets you."
-Commander Riker, USS Enterprise
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Early bird catches the gagh. (The Doctor to B'Elanna at 06:00, "Drone")
www.uni-siegen.de/~ihe/bs/startrek/
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Alamaraine, count to four...