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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Well, and I seem to have made my first fatal mistake as a newbie at a forum. To be sure, thanks to the scolding I have recieved by God, I will never open up a closed thread again. Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming. ... which would be.....

How DID the pompatous of love manage to survive his fall off the towers? ... especially considering he fell twice?

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Pompatous? Pompatous!? It is Pompatus! AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!

*runs to the top of the Tower and (you guessed it) jumps off for the third time*

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Considering Jubilee's most recent act, I think we should nominate her for being the only forum-goer to be able to swallow her own feet whole (!), according to the thread's title!

Congratulations, Jubilee!

*grumbles because he has no such latent talents*

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

*is very confused*

Practically every post on the former "The Interrogation of Charles Capps (Round 2)" was directed to or about CC.

Why, then, was the thread locked?

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

[This message was edited by Elim Garak on April 06, 1999.]

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

My Interrogations are a closed topic. Period. You want interrogations, do it to someone else.

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"Okay, so I'm not "SANE" so to speak, but uh... I'm the lovable kind of psycho"
http://solareclipse.net/

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Charles, are you by any chance upset about the long-lasting interrogation thread?

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

*understands now* It's just that you said that it was because your name was not mentioned, or something similar, that I got confused. Thanks for the clarification.

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

[This message was edited by Elim Garak on April 06, 1999.]

Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

*still thinks that an open interrogation of Charles should be allowed* He's just the funnest one to mess with... and besides, I think it's good for morale around here!

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*upon having needles stuck into her arm*
*ZAP!* *twitch* Doctor: "Oh... does that hurt?"

Well DUH. ~LOA, '99

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Hey, don't worry guys ... I've taken the interrogation to more private circles, and one way or another will find out all we need to know...
*the sound of whips cracking and people screaming can be heard in the background*
*j/k*

What I really want to know is ... is he so sensitive about sharing that he has to close the threads that are most popular around here? ... Did they not teach him about sharing in Kindergarten?.. is that what it is? .. Or is he too scared of what we'll find out? *grin*

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Shy? After NINE threads about him?

Maybe he just thinks there's nothing left to explore on him.

In public anyway.

Girls, in ya go, he's all yours!

No Monty, you can wait out here.

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'Saying it in a stacato voice doesn't make it any more true'
-Stewart Lee

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

You know, for some reason, while reading these posts, the image that kept popping up in my head was of CC shooting random forum members with a supersoaker, and shouting, Worflike, "Interrogate THIS!"

Of course, this could also be because I've just watched First Contact for the tenth time. (bought the widescreen video! whee!)

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*I only SEEM Normal*

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

Na, na, you're all wrong...

I stopped it 'cause it got WAY off the topic! *LOLOL* I need ego boosts! :-P

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"Okay, so I'm not "SANE" so to speak, but uh... I'm the lovable kind of psycho"
http://solareclipse.net/

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

You want an ego boost? Here's your ego boost!

You are a very intelligent and resourceful man. Add to that your charisma, charm, and dashing good looks and it's obvious to see why all the ladies of the forum want your hot body! Go Charles! Go Charles! Go Charles!

Wow. I love my allergy medication!

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*has decided not to post about how badly she wants Charles, and his body*

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*looks up*
Oh.. well what do you know... I just did.

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

Crikey CC last time I checked (as you may know it's one of my jobs to deflate CC's ego as much as possible) your head was over 10m squared in size.

If it gets any bigger....well we'll have to start calling you jabba.

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I drink therefore I am.

-Descartes

Posted by StationMaster (Member # 63) on :

*StationMaster look rather surprised.......*

*Considers world for a moment.*

*Decides to keep mouth shut and run like hell, not look back.*

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---- AAARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!----

I feel better now.

Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

*is patiently waiting outside, as requested*

*checks watch*

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"I'm sorry I'm late....
I've been irrigating the desert...
Which isn't easy on your own."
- M&W

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

So this is what happens when I decide to go out and have a social life instead of keeping an eye on you lot. You're all grounded! B(

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*whine* But Daaaaadddddd ... It's all HIS fault! *points to Liam* He MADE me do it!! *innocent look*

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Enough of your cheek, young lady! *points* GO TO YOUR ROOM!!! B

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

If Jubilee is to receive a spanking, I got dibs on being the first to spank her!

Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :

Sorry Siegfried thats MY job!!

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I'm the Worlds First Fully Functional Homicidal Artist.....

Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :

....but Charles and his hot bod can watch.....

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I'm the Worlds First Fully Functional Homicidal Artist.....

Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :

....he can even bring his charm and chasisma with him if he likes....
*whispers to Siegfried* Are they new sex toys or something????

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I'm the Worlds First Fully Functional Homicidal Artist.....

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Of course. Once more I am spurned by women. I give up.

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*looks around at all the people arguing over spanking her*
TAKE A NUMBER! *L*

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

*takes a number, looks* 1,325. Damn...

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"We choose to do this and more. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard."
-- John F. Kennedy

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Okay Monty, in ya go...

*checks number* Woohoo, no 2! That means they have one go to iron out the creases!

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'Saying it in a stacato voice doesn't make it any more true'
-Stewart Lee

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Hey, you seem to have all forgotten something... The interrogation thread didn't actually end! I resumed it under the guise of "Not the Interrogation of Charles Capps". It's still a continuation of the same thread, just w/ a name that he can't complain about... :-)

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"About as useful as a narcoleptic rickshaw driver."
-James Lileks

Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

Chris seems to be doing a lot of running of late....

Err Magic...when you said Charles has a hot bod...are you sure Monty didn't hear? And if he did, does he know that you were refering to the term hot in the broadest possible terms?

*Now, most promptly Mr Aden follow's Mr Goughs example and runs like hell*.

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I drink therefore I am.

-Descartes

Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

I can assure all concerned that my "bod" is most definitely hot, and is likely to remain so.

*takes ticket*
2413
Oh, Pleh.

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"Is there anyone there with a gun?"
- On the Hour

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*starts looking for an escape door out of this thread*

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

*finds escape door first and sealed with a phaser*

Sorry, Jubilee, you're here for a while!

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

*possesses a bod which by NO stretch of the imagination could be described as "hot."*

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*I only SEEM Normal*

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Well then.
*bares her beautiful butt* Who's first?

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*homerscream* AHHHHH!

*runs out of the forum screaming*

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

*lives up to his name by stepping forward* 8)

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

*pushes First out of the way* Since you're The First One you've waited a long time. You can wait a little longer! *evil laugh*

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"We choose to do this and more. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard."
-- John F. Kennedy

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

*wakes up*

*sees some butt in the air*

Uh....

*goes back to sleep*

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"The one, the only, THE 359!"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

*takes his number*

952pi? What the hell?

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"About as useful as a narcoleptic rickshaw driver."
-James Lileks

[This message was edited by TSN on April 08, 1999.]

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Now, now.. everyone will get a turn.. and no fighting over me. I like you both

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

*walks into thread and sees a bare butt flying in the wind*

Um, I thought we killed The Interrogation of Charles Capps?

*turns around and leaves*

Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

Uh oh....she's gonna blow.......

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I drink therefore I am.

-Descartes

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

*Raises eyebrow in a Spockish kind of way*

"Everybody gets a turn"...

I was at a party like that, once...

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*I only SEEM Normal*

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*frowns* you guys are no fun. *L*
*clothes her butt and runs out of the thread before anyone can spank her*

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*walks back in with a huge paddle labeled "Board of Education"*

Aw, nuts...

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

She's gonna blow?! *grabs the paddle from Jeff, KO's Warpy with it, thus reclaiming his inherent Firstness* � )

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"I am greater than the stars for I know that they are up there and they do not know that I am down here." - William Temple

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

You are First. But I am also First. How shall we solve this predicament?
Ah, I know!

*wallops The First One with a Giant Walloping Mallet(TM), duct-tapes him upside-down to the "Starships" forum, and assumes his place as First in Line.

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*I only SEEM Normal*

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

You are First of Two. But I am First of Everything. In fractions, that would make me the lowest common denominator. But we are talking prominence, and it is harder to be in front of everyone than just the pair of which you purport to be the vanguard.

You are Binary, stuck in a permanent state of AND/OR (probably - I fell asleep in this bit of my Electrical Engineering class), while I am Quantum, encompassing many eigenstates at once. 8)

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

*pets Schroedinger's Cat*
*looks confused*

Oh. Okay, You be First, then. I'll be Next.

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*I only SEEM Normal*

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Good. Just to show there's no hard feeling, come have a drink with me and Wegener's friend. . . 8)

(Wegener suggested that if a friend was to look in the box to see how Schrodinger's cat was doing, he would become part of the system, knowing simultaneously that the cat was alive and dead!)

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Well, since Jubes is gone, I feel I gotta use that paddle for something.

*grabs it back and whacks the two Firsts to the end of the line*

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Jeez, I go out for the night, don't log on, and find I missed a bare butt?

Just my luck.

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'Saying it in a stacato voice doesn't make it any more true'
-Stewart Lee

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*runs back in just quick enough to wink to Liam*
You can see it anytime you want ... just ask. *L*

*runs back out*

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If Galileo had lied to save his life, would America, or the West, or Space have been discovered?
And if Columbus had never set sail, would the Earth still be flat?

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

What about others of us? Hmmm?

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"We choose to do this and more. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard."
-- John F. Kennedy

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*runs back in and looks at Warped* I don't know what you're complaining about, you got to grab it!
*runs back out*

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Ring this little golden bell
And see what changes with it's knell
Or Wonder, till it drives you mad...
What would have happened if you HAD.

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

*looks as Jubes runs out of the thread* Ahhh...

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"We choose to do this and more. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard."
-- John F. Kennedy