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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

The other one's at 214K at last count, so here's another one.

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"YOU SMEG!"

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

The Continuing Pompatus Wars? Oh my god, I think I'm gonna die laughing!

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

So, at this point, Krenim just caused Siegfried to explode; Blot ate the Matrix of Love, which First of Two gave to Siegfried; the Orion Defender destroyed Triangle Man and Universe Man and is babbling on about other stuff; Tahna Los is slicing everything with a mile-long lightsaber; Spoiler God's appetite was ruined...

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Grimlock: "You are creator?"
Primacron: "Unfortunately...yes."

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

...and a partridge in a pear tree. :-)

Charles Capps. (I just feel he should be mentioned once in a while in his own interrogation.)

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

I AM SPOILER GOD

FEAR MY. . . EXCUSE ME? I'M GOD! I CAN EAT WITH MY MOUTH FULL IF I WANT TO!

I GOT MY APPETITE BACK, OBVIOUSLY.

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

I AM REALISM GOD

FEAR MY WREATH

HOW CAN YOU EAT IF YOUR MOUTH IS ALREADY FULL? THERE'S NO ROOM LEFT FOR ANY MORE FOOD!

[This message was edited by The Shadow on March 16, 1999.]

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

I AM SPOILER GOD

SHUT UP MR. PERFECT SPELLING OF 1997.

I SHALL NOW DO AS MY SUPPLICANTS REQUESTED AND UNLEASH MY IRRITATION. . .

"Fury!"

WHAT?

"Unleash your fury!"

OH, YES. UNLEASH MY FURY ON SIEGFRIED. ER. . . HOW DO I DO THAT, ANYWAY?

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Fear your wreath, ...ok, if you say so Frank.

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"YOU SMEG!"

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Well, you're a god...be creative. Try something involving subatomic disruption.

(The wreath was intentional, BTW. )

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Primacron: "Unfortunately...yes."

[This message was edited by The Shadow on March 16, 1999.]

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

OK, I've been avoiding this for a while, but about fifty post ago, there was an urgent plea for the Excalibur from Sieg. Who do I blast? (Please don't say Spoiler God, He's impervious)

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Here I Come To Save The Day : Mighty Mouse

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Frank, Kill Frank

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"YOU SMEG!"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*pulls out an insanely huge oar*

*whacks Orion into next Monday*

Bye Bye!

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"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

You blast Siegfried, Excalibur.

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Grimlock: "You are creator?"
Primacron: "Unfortunately...yes."

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Eat the Matrix of Love, will you? Well! BE that way!

*blasts Krenim and Tahna with hundreds of Swedish Meatballs (with gravy)*

Think you can defeat ME? NO ONE can defeat me!

*SPLUTTA-SPLUTTA-SPLUTTA-SPLUTTA-SPLUTTA-SPLUT!*

*Reaches into the BOLLIC (Black Ops Leather Longcoat of Infinite Capacity) and pulls out the Matrix of Matrixes. All other Matrixes go inert.*

HEE-HEE-HEEEEEEEE!

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*I only SEEM Normal*

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

*stands there watching and laughing his face off as Jeff actually misses again and somehow manages to whack Krenim*

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"YOU SMEG!"

[This message was edited by Orion Syndicate on March 16, 1999.]

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Actually, I'm quite confident it was you I whacked... But if you insist... *charges Orion in full football-tackle style* *gets out of the new dent in the floor, brushes his hands off*
*looks down at Orion firmly implanted in the ground*

*looks at Krenim* *points at Orion* He did it.

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"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

I AM PRIMUS, A GOD

FEAR MY BEARD

FIRST OF TWO, FOR RENDERING THE CREATION MATRIX INERT, I SHALL DESTROY YOU.

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Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Swedish meatballs, I don't mind. Swedish meatballs shot in anger, I mind.

*Whips out his twin portable chroniton torpedo launchers and leaves First of Two nothing more than a crater*

Orion Syndicate: Ha ha!

*Blows up Orion Syndicate*

Jeff Raven: Ha ha!

*Lets Jeff live*

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

How merciful, Krenim, you let Jeff live.

*shoots Krenim in the back, knocking him unconscious*

*leaps and bounds over toward unconscious body and grabs twin chroniton torpedo launchers*

*points launchers at anyone in the room and lets them plea for their lives*

*trips and vapourizes himself*

Subatomic Bonds that Were Once Elim Garak: Oops!

Professional Terrorism Teacher: Let this be a lesson, boys and girls, to never play with a chroniton-based weapon. Until you have learned how to properly use it, that is.

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

[This message was edited by Elim Garak on March 16, 1999.]

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Gee...you let me live... Not like you could kill me, though... Anyone who can eat the entire Shadow Fleet is a force to be reckonned with.. *urp*

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"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Yes, that reminds me, you're going to have to pay for that so I can build a new fleet...

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Grimlock: "You are creator?"
Primacron: "Unfortunately...yes."

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

What, are you going to make me?? You and what army?!?! *LMAO ROTF*

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"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Er...uh...this one! *summons Combaticons*

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*swallows up the Combaticons* Mmm...tastes like pecans...with a very delicate crunch...

***Little announcement***
As we get into these little simulations and games...I'd like to make a rule, that should be noted. As a member of an Online RPG group, we hold that if a previous post contradicts what you said, then that post is the one that rules. I think the same thing should hold true here.
***Back to the Fun!***

*looks over at the Contructicons and watches them flee*

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"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

*sends Blot the Terrorcon to attack Jeff*

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Grimlock: "You are creator?"
Primacron: "Unfortunately...yes."

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*picks up the Terrorcon* *transforms it back and forth* Hey, it isn't even mint condition! *tosses it over his shoulder*

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"But then, all good things must come to an end." - Q, All Good Things...

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

*noticed Frank has turned his attention to Jeff Raven*

Assault the Raven no more, infidel! Your argument is with me!

*blasts away at the Transformers Frank is sending in*

On a side note, shouldn't we have nicknamed this thread "The Pompatus Menace?"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*decides to spontaneously whack Siegfried with Orion Syndicate just for the heck of it*

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"You bellowed?" - Black Arachnia - Agenda

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Darn...if Jeff had eaten Blot, he would've vomited all the Shadow ships...

*sends the Seacons to destroy Siegfried*

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Grimlock: "You are creator?"
Primacron: "Unfortunately...yes."

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

*rubs head*

Ouch, that hurt, Jeff! I was just trying to help you! That's it! Screw you guys, I'm going home...

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

This thread is like the Blob...it just keeps growing and growing...threatening to destroy all it comes in contact with!!

ARHHH!!!! RUN!!!

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Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

~Pablo Picasso

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Or maybe, like Tribbles, this thread is just born pregnant with posts. Like McCoy, it just saves time that way.

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Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

~Pablo Picasso

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

*Appears in a blast of blue flame*
HA-HA!

Krenim, you only THOUGHT you left me a crater!

That was actually one of my infinite army of android drone doubles! (a la Doctor Doom) Blast one, and two more take its place! BWA-HA-HAAAA!

*Sends army of doubles after Krenim and Frank*

*Disappears to Latveria*

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*I only SEEM Normal*

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

*sends Constructicons to destroy Latveria*

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Grimlock: "You are creator?"
Primacron: "Unfortunately...yes."

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

*Has the Krenim fleet bombard Latveria from orbit, being careful not to hit the Constructicons*

Charles Capps. (Not much point to calling it "The Interrogation of Charles Capps" is he isn't mentioned once in a while... )

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

*reappears from inside Blot covered in lubricant and holding the Matrix of Love. Grabs the matrix and points it at the Constructicons.*

Hi ya, guys!

*a beam of love hits the constructicons, immobilizing them.*

My work here is done for the moment.

*disappears with the Matrix of Love.*

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

*Has hidden Latveria inside an N-dimensional construct, in a location known only to himself and two other people, both of whom are now dead.*

*Laughs as the bombs fall on empty space*
"Look, you're annoying the villagers. Somebody's cow's gonna be giving sour milk."

*Modifies nanoprobes to seize control of all functioning Transformers in the area, assimilates them, and sends them against their former masters*

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*I only SEEM Normal*

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Manages to repel the deluge of meatballs with gravy, breaks free of Siegfried's light beam, then cuts Blot in half.

*sniff sniff.......snifffffffff?????!!!?!?!?!!!*

OH DEAR GOD!!!!!!

*runs*

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Hey, didn't Elim Garak die a while back?

*sees Elim floating in space*

Me: "Elim...I have summoned you here for a purpose..."
Elim: "If you say so."
Me: "You are to destroy Siegfried's Matrix of Love. It is the one thing, the only thing, that can perpetuate this thread. Destroy it for me."
Elim: "Fine, but, uh, I'm dead."
Me: "Not a problem..."

*reforms Elim into GalvaGarak*

Me: "Destroy the Matrix..."
GalvaGarak: "Well, how am I supposed to do that?"
Me: "Eh, you'll figure something out."

Now, then...er, does anyone know how I can remobilize the Constructicons?

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Grimlock: "You are creator?"
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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

And speaking of Blot, you're certainly not helping the poor guy's self-esteem. And now the Terrorcons can't form Abominus.

But, I guess all the Transformers have been infected with nanoprobes anyway. I'd use the Creation Matrix to make more, but it seems to have been rendered inert.

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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

*thanks Frank for reforming him*

*sits in a corner of this thread scheming a way to honour he deal (sort of) he made with Frank*

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

*reappears with Excalibur*

::insert Xena battle cry here::

*destroys the Constructicons with Excalibur*

Ooh, gotta love the sword of power!

*disappears before GalvaGarak catches him*

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Ack. That can't be good. I didn't know there was a sword of power...

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Primacron: "Unfortunately...yes."

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

*attaches high-speed warp skis to his boots and heads off in hot pursuit of Siegfried (Poor guy; why doesn't anyone spell his name right?)*

AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

'I must say, this is all getting rather silly. I request that we stop this all...'

*is eaten by Leader-1.

Ahha! Now I have the Matrix, and shall become Leader Prime!

(But doesn't that mean the same thing?'

'Shut-up! I shall now use my new powers to create, the MaGiCons! MaGiCons, attack all in your way!'

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'Lasts longer than any other type of milk does dog's milk.'
'Why's that Hol?'
'No bugger'll drink it'
Holly and Lister.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*pulls out the Sword of Omens*

You know, from Thundercats!... That cartoon show in the late eighties... Went almost along side Transformers?
*looks around, everyone staring at him*

*sighs and leaves*

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"You bellowed?" - Black Arachnia - Agenda

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

Jumps out of thread before something eats him.

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Here I Come To Save The Day : Mighty Mouse

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Excellent...

MaGiCons! Destroy Siegfried!

(Er, are the MaGiCons a gestalt? MaGiCking? MaGiCus? MaGiCator?)

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Grimlock: "You are creator?"
Primacron: "Unfortunately...yes."

[This message was edited by The Shadow on March 16, 1999.]

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

*starts singing for no real reason*

Some people call me the space cowboy.
Yeah.
Some call me the gangster of love.
Some people call me Maurrrrrrice,
'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love.
People talk about me baby,
Say I'm doin' you wrong, do-oin' you wrong.
But don't you worry, baby, don't worry,
'Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at home.

'Cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner.
I play my music in the su-u-u-un.
I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm midnight toker.
I get my lovin' on the run.
Ooh-ooh-ooh. Ooh-ooh-ooh.

You're the cutest thing that I ever did see.
Really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
Lovey dovey, lovey dovey, lovey dovey all the time.
Oh, yeah, baby, I'll sure show you a good time.

'Cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner.
I play my music in the su-u-u-un.
I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm midnight toker.
Sure don't want to hurt no-one.
Ooh-ooh-ooh. Ooh-ooh-ooh.

People keep talking about me, baby.
Say I'm doing you wrong.
Well, don't you worry, don't worry, no, don't worry, mama.
'Cause I'm right here at home.

You're the cutest thing I ever did see.
Really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
Lovey dovey, lovey dovey, lovey dovey all the time...

I hope I got that right. I found the lyrics somewhere, and I changed a few things that didn't look right. Oh, well...

*starts singing again*

Particle Man, Particle Man,
Doing the things a particle can.
What's he like? It's not important.
Particle Man.
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater, does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows.
Particle Man.

Triangle Man, Triangle Man.
Triangle Man hates Particle Man.
They have a fight, Triangle wins.
Triangle Man.

Universe Man, Universe Man.
Size of the entire universe man.
Usually kind to smaller man.
Universe Man.
He's got a watch with a minute hand, millennium hand, and an eon hand,
And, when they meet, it's a happy land.
Excellent man.
Universe Man.

Person Man, Person Man.
Hit on the head with a frying pan.
*bang bang bang bang*
Lives his life in a garbage can.
Person Man.
Is he depressed, or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with Person Man?
Degraded man.
Person Man.

Triangle Man, Triangle Man.
Triangle Man hates Person Man.
They have a fight, Triangle wins.
Triangle Man.

*John Linnell comes in and plays accordion solo*

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"Look into any eyes you find by you; you can see clear to another day..."
-The Grateful Dead, "Box of Rain"

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

John Linnell! Destroy Siegfried!

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Grimlock: "You are creator?"
Primacron: "Unfortunately...yes."

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Krenim: Come forth, my evil cohorts!

*Mumm-Ra, the Mutants, and the Lunattacks come forth*

Krenim: Mumm-Ra, open a portal to the Nth Dimension!

Mumm-Ra: Ancient spirits of evil, transform this decayed form to Mumm-Ra the Everliving!

*Mumm-Ra the Everliving opens the portal*

Krenim: Take the Lunattacks with you and destroy Siegfried!

*Mumm-Ra and the Lunattacks go through the portal*

Krenim: Mutants! Go forth and serve TSN, as he has posted the sacred lyrics to "Particle Man!"

Slythe: In just one moment...

*Slythe beats up BW Megs for stealing his "Yes..." bit*

Slythe: Now I'm ready...

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*wonders what he can get if he sings the Lyrics to Istanbul*

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"You bellowed?" - Black Arachnia - Agenda

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Monty Burns 'Exccelent'

S-s-s-lithe and BW Megs look about in confusion.

'Er. do we say that? Yesss?'

'Aw, who cares, shall we beat him up anyway?'

'No. Yessss.'

Beat up Monty Burns. Then for good measure beats up Frank, Krenim, and Jeff. Steals Swor dof Omens, then drives of in Thundertank, running over Leader-1, Cliff from Cheers, Snake-eyes, and Frank again for good measure.

MaGiCons enter. 'Unite!'

'Now, face S&Mtron!'

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'Lasts longer than any other type of milk does dog's milk.'
'Why's that Hol?'
'No bugger'll drink it'
Holly and Lister.

Posted by Commodore TSN (Member # 11) on :

Erm... I have no idea who I'm commanding... You people, um... Go do what Frank tells you...

As for me, I'm bringing in the TMBG navy! (It has to be a navy. I'm a commodore...) Alright, crew of USS Puppet Head, roll call! Ana Ng! Chess-Piece Face! Mr. Tambo! Urine Man! Mr. DJ! Particle Man! Triangle Man! Universe Man! Person Man! Rabid Child! Big Duluth! Cross-Eyed Bear! James Ensor! James K. Polk! Exquisite Dead Guy! John Henry! Blue Canary! Hotel Detective! Bill! Every gal in Constantinople (who live in Istanbul, not Constantinople)! You are all under the command of Captain Flansburgh! And remember: We do this... for science!

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

*Charles walks in, picks of mysterious sword*

'Hmm, what is this thing? Oh no, S&Mtron. With a greyhead that appears to be missing skin! My word, its shooting beams out of its eyes. Why, judging by the power of...'

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'Lasts longer than any other type of milk does dog's milk.'
'Why's that Hol?'
'No bugger'll drink it'
Holly and Lister.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*slaps down his attackers with huge fleet-engulfing hands*

I will not be beaten up! *swallows the attackers*

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"You bellowed?" - Black Arachnia - Agenda

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Mutants that Krenim created! Destroy Siegfried!

And unfortunately, Particle Man, Triangle Man, and Universe Man are dead at this point...

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

The USS Puppet Head is powered by the Infinite Discontinuity Drive, a much more powerful version of the discontinuity drive used to create Trek scripts. Therefore, dead people can come back to life.

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"Look into any eyes you find by you; you can see clear to another day..."
-The Grateful Dead, "Box of Rain"

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

*reappears with the Matrix of Love and looks at all the monsters, creations, and -icons charging at him.*

Singing Voice: You've got the touch...

*grips handles of the Matrix and opens it. Blue beams shoot out in all directions, halting the oncoming hoard. Krenim, Tim, Frank, GalvaGarak, and Jeff Raven stop.*

The Matrix of Love has been used. There are no more bad feelings in the thread. Long live love.

*disappears with the Matrix of Love.*

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

By the way, those are the right lyrics, Tim.

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

*uses the Creation Matrix that Liam provided to counter the effects of the Matrix of Love*

See, everything from the comics is always more powerful than everything in the cartoon, even derivatives.

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Frank, you really know how to ruin a good moment.

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Decides to side with Siegfried.

Dare to cross me Frank? Eat Mile long Lightsaber........ KOUYOUKUJIN!!!!!!

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

[Peeks in, see's the mayhem and exits quickly, but not before throwing the Easter bunny in as a diversionary tactic.]

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Yo quiero Startrek!

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Siegfried has been weakened! MaGiCons, move in for the kill!

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

*starts singing again*

Love, love, love. Love, love, love. Love, love, love.

There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game.
It's ea-easy.

Nothing you can make that can't be made.
No-one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time.
It's ea-easy.

All you need is love.
All you need is love.
All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need.

Nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's ea-easy.

All you need is love.
All you need is love.
All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need.

All you need is love.
All together, now!
All you need is love.
Everybody! All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need.
Love is all you need.
Love is all you need.
Love is all you need.
Love is all you need.
Love is all you need.
Love is all you need.
Love is all you need...

She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah...
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah...

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"Look into any eyes you find by you; you can see clear to another day..."
-The Grateful Dead, "Box of Rain"

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

A mile-long lightsaber? Tahna Los, I think I have enough material to start the "Interrogation of Tahna Los."

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Weakened me, Frank? I think not. I'm bored with piffling with you. Be gone. I'm off to return to my original purpose: spreading love. Afterall, that's what the Pompatus of Love does. Well, that and "Interrogation" threads.

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

A diversionary bunny! I love that Baloo.

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Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

~Pablo Picasso

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Decides to put the diversionary bunny out of misery. Turns it into diversionary shishkabob.

Hungry anyone? *CHOMP*

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Ooh, pass the kabobs please. Oh, and the hot sauce.

Yummy bunny.

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

I suppose it would be acceptable to postpone hostilities for the duration of the feast.

Keep those rabbits coming, Baloo!

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Grimlock: "You are creator?"
Primacron: "Unfortunately...yes."

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Watch out! They're multiplying!

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Yo quiero Startrek!

[This message was edited by Baloo on March 16, 1999.]

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Baloo....may I see one of those bunny images for a sec? I would like to doctor it a bit....

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"You bellowed?" - Black Arachnia - Agenda

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

What did I say about unauthorized TMBG use? Still, as long as it's for a good cause...

And now, purely to show TSN up, Certain People I Could Name.

"The few surviving samurai survey the battlefield.
Count the arms, the legs and heads, and then divide by five.
Drenched in blood they move across the screen.
Do I need to point or do you see the one I mean?

The one in back, the way he acts.
Is he reminding you of anyone we know?
Isn't he so like certain people I could name?

Halfway through the thirty minutes, halfway round the world.
Here's the story on the genocidal overlord.
In the palace with her epilettes.
Watch her little gestures as she lights her cigarette.

Look at her you must see it too.
Is she reminding you of anyone we know?
Isn't she so like certain people I could name?

Disembodied and detached a voice describes the scene.
As a lizard stalks a helpless creature on TV.
Music underscores the tragedy.
Eyes with no expression watch the unsuspecting prey.

Who is it like, doesn't it it strike.
You as the very image of someone we know.
Isn't it so like certain people.
How could anybody miss.
The obvious, and the uncanny and the clear resemblance.
Isn't it just like certain people I could name?"

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"I'll be the sky above the Ganges
I'll be the vast and stormy sea.
I'll be the lights that guide you inward.
I'll be the visions you will see."
--
R.E.M.

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Geez, we're gonna have to start the eighth installment of the "Interrogation of Charles Capps" by tomorrow if we keep posting at this rate.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*wonders if Baloo will mind too much if he posts his rendition of...

BUNNICULA!!

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"You bellowed?" - Black Arachnia - Agenda

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Okay, forget the bunny kabobs. They're getting kinda ticked at us now. Chihuahua kabobs, anyone?

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Sure. As long as there are kabobs, the fighting will be postponed...

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Grimlock: "You are creator?"
Primacron: "Unfortunately...yes."

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

*grabs his transmogrification device, turns Jeff into a Kebab and hands it to Frank to eat*

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"YOU SMEG!"

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

*Notices Krenim's attack on the Nth dimension*
*Laughs*
I said N-dimensional space, NOT the Nth dimension! They're completely different! HA-HA-HA! You'll NEVER find Latveria now!

*Collapses the portal to the Nth dimension, trapping Mumm-ra, the Mutants, and the Lunattacks inside forever*

*sets the hidden entryway to N-dimensional space to a rapidly modulating random-dispersal shifting spatial/temporal frequency, just to be safe*

*Zaps Krenim into the Phantom Zone*

*settles down for nome nice kebabs*
Make mine ALL-Meat!

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*I only SEEM Normal*

[This message was edited by First of Two on March 17, 1999.]

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Hey! Turn Jeff back into Jeff! Er, wait, is this a lamb kabob?

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Grimlock: "You are creator?"
Primacron: "Unfortunately...yes."

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

How about a Frank-a-Bob? *raises lightsaber to skewer Frank*

Frank who? What Bob?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*changes himself back into his regular fleet-swallowing self*

*grabs Orions transmogrification device and turns him into a tootsie roll* *tosses him into a pit of children and watches as they fight over him*

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"You bellowed?" - Black Arachnia - Agenda

Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

I'm sorry, but this fresh twist has totally lost me. Now I'm just waiting for whips to make a comeback to this thread!

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"...And Monty fans may like to know about these special books, available from all good bookshops..."

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

s'cuse me while I whip this out.

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Here I Come To Save The Day : Mighty Mouse

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

And I'm sorry, but nothing tops Beatles lyrics!

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Here I Come To Save The Day : Mighty Mouse

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Well, you're welcome... :-)

And now, the circus will visit the thread...

*sings again*

For the benefit of Mr. Kite,
There will be a show tonight
On trampoline.
The Hendersons will all be there,
Late of Pablo Fanques fair,
What a scene!
Over men and horses, hoops and garters,
Lastly through a hogshead of real fire.
In this way, Mr. K. will challenge the world!

The celebrated Mr. K.
Performs his feat on Saturday
At Bishopsgate.
The Henedersons will dance and sing
As Mr. Kite flies through the ring.
Don't be late!
Messrs. K. and H. assure the public
Their production will be second to none.
And, of course, Henry the horse dances the waltz!

The band begins at ten to six,
When Mr. K. performs his tricks
Without a sound.
And Mr. H. will demonstrate
Ten somersets he'll undertake
On solid ground.
They've been some days in preparation.
A splendid time is guaranteed for all.
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill!

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"Look into any eyes you find by you; you can see clear to another day..."
-The Grateful Dead, "Box of Rain"

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Tygra enters, an dtries to convince the assorted masses that by whiping them with his, er, whip, they can turn invisible.

There we go. 80s cartoons and some S&M. Lovely mix

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'Lasts longer than any other type of milk does dog's milk.'
'Why's that Hol?'
'No bugger'll drink it'
Holly and Lister.

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

Fires all weapons except main guns, in order to keep anyone from killing TSN. As long as he keeps the Beatles songs comming, he is under our protection.

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Here I Come To Save The Day : Mighty Mouse

Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

Thunder...
Thunder...
THUNDER,
THUNDER-PANTS!

*whip cracks*

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"Those are tonight's headlines.....
God, I wish they weren't."
- Everyday THE DAY TODAY!

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

Rollin, rollin, rollin, keep them doogies rollin, Rawhide,(soud of whip cracking)

(Rawhide was a old western most notable for Clint Eastwood was a cowhand)

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Here I Come To Save The Day : Mighty Mouse

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

*sings*

It was twenty years ago today,
Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play.
They've been going in and out of style,
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile.
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years:
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Ba-a-a-and.

We're Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
We hope you will enjoy the show.
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
Sit back and let the evening go.
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely...
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely...
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
It's wonderful to be here.
It's certainly a thrill.
You're such a lovely audience,
We'd like to take you home with us,
We'd love to take you home.

I don't really wanna stop the show,
But I thought you might like to know,
That the singer's gonna sing a song,
And he wants you all to sing along.
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Billy Shears,
And Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Baaaaa-aaaand!

Biiiiiiiiiiiillyyyyyyyyyyyy Sheeeeeeeeeeears!

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"Look into any eyes you find by you; you can see clear to another day..."
-The Grateful Dead, "Box of Rain"

[This message was edited by TSN on March 18, 1999.]

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Sing it TSN! You show them what a good band sounds like!

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Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

~Pablo Picasso

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Now this one's 214Kb!

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :

You're gonna have one hell of a singing career

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The Unknown Vulcan