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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

The nineteenth annual Golden Rasberry Awards:

Worst Picture: An Alan Smithee Film: Burn, Hollywood, Burn!
Worst Actor: Bruce Willis (Armageddon, Mercury Rising, The Siege)
Worst Actress(es): the Spice Girls (Spice World)
Worst Supporting Actor: Joe Eszterhas (An Alan Smithee Film: Burn, Hollywood, Burn!)
Worst Supporting Actress: Maria Pitillo (Godzilla)
Worst Screen Couple: Leonardo DiCaprio and Leonardo DiCaprio (The Man in the Iron Mask)
Worst New Star: [tie] Joe Eszterhas (An Alan Smithee Film: Burn, Hollywood, Burn!), Jerry Springer (Ringmaster)
Worst Screenplay: Joe Eszterhas (An Alan Smithee Film: Burn, Hollywood, Burn!)
Worst Director: Gus Van Sant (Psycho)
Worst Remake or Sequel: [tie] The Avengers, Godzilla, Psycho
Worst Song: Joe Eszterhas and Gary G. Wiz ("I Wanna Be Mike Ovitz!" from An Alan Smithee Film: Burn, Hollywood, Burn!)
Worst Movie Trend of the Year: "Gidgets 'n' Geezers", defined as "58-year-old men wooing 29-year-old women"

Complete list of nominees

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"You're a looney."
-Graham Chapman, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :

I liked Spiceworld and Armageddon

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The Unknown Vulcan

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

A deserving crew of loosers.

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My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Refering to the Spice Girls, that's oddly appropriate.

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"I'll turn everything around and confuse you. I'll fix it so you can't remember what was true."
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They Might Be Giants

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Awwwww.....? Leonardo DiCaprio didn't win for Titanic? *runs away as millions of Leonardo DiCaprio fans chase him with very sharp weapons......*

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Wouldn't Titanic have been in the eighteenth annual awards?

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

Posted by Diane (Member # 53) on :

Tahna: Lucky for you, none of those millions hang around on these forums.

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"A fellow's invented see-through film
He calls it 'cellophane!'
Another has built a parachute
For jumping out of an airplane!

Remarkable things flow endlessly
From out the human brain!
Indeed
And what a remarkable age this is!"
--Titanic: the Musical

Posted by Diane (Member # 53) on :

By the way, I've never even heard of that movie "Burn, Hollywood, Burn".

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

And you're not alone in that Ziyal. Few people have and fewer people actually saw it.

I've heard of it, but it was panned so badly, I passed on seeing it.

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 76) on :

IGNORE POST!

[This message was edited by Antagonist on March 22, 1999.]