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Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/99mar/19990329.html

Those who have not seen Red Dwarf not might understand...

*returns to cracking up*

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

*slaps forehead*

Oh my. May the Matrix of Love give me strength. This is pretty good.

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker

Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

*Admits he doesn't get it*.

DARN!

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

The face on the monitor is Holly, the ship's computer from Red Dwarf. Suffice to say, he's not particularly bright. But don't even try to find the humor if you haven't seen the show. It won't work... :-)

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

What do you mean, he's not very bright? He's tough, he's kicking bottom!

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Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :

And he's got an IQ of 6000 - the same as 6000 P.E. teachers...

BTW, sorry for reviving such an old thread, but as I'm rewatching Red Dwarf seasons 1 through 5 on DVD I couldn't resist... [Wink]

Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :

So, you searched through all of the Lounge's archives for a Red Dwarf topic from before the beginning of time just so you could revive it and say "hey, sorry for reviving this aeons-old thread, but get this: I did it because I'm watching Red Dwarf now!"?

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

I'm shocked that the "kicking bottom" line came to my head. I couldn't even remember what season that quote was from now, let alone episode.

Tsk, old age, eh?

Posted by Grokca (Member # 722) on :

It's just like telling a joke to my wife, only she gets them a little bit faster than this.

Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :

Five years. That's definately a record.

Posted by Nim' (Member # 205) on :

*cracks up* [Cool]

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Siegfried:
*slaps forehead*

Oh my. May the Matrix of Love give me strength. This is pretty good.

God, I wish I could just go back and delete all my posts from 1999 to 2002. Embarrassing, they are.

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Welcome to the nightmare that is a perfectly archived future. When the world ceases to forget our actions we'll have to pursue the matter inside our own heads.

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Man is the dream of the dolphin.

Posted by Daryus Aden (Member # 12) on :

So what would that make tuna?

Posted by Nim' (Member # 205) on :

Soft porn.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Why on earth have I got a King of the Hill quote as my sig anyway? I mean, it's not a bad quote, but still...

And I suppose it's better than AP there having the same quote for 5 fucking years. For God's sake, man!

Posted by Mucus (Member # 24) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Cartman:
"hey, sorry for reviving this aeons-old thread, but get this: I did it because I'm watching Red Dwarf now!"?

Maybe he just got his emotion chip.

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sol System:
Welcome to the nightmare that is a perfectly archived future. When the world ceases to forget our actions we'll have to pursue the matter inside our own heads.

Well, I'm not exactly haunted by my old posts. I'm really just embarrassed by them since it reflects me at a time when I hadn't become the jaded, cynical old goat that I am today.

Plus, I realize that I'm not making good use of all the customizable settings available to me. My signature? Not really changed over the years. My publicly displayed name? I've been Siegfried since about four forums before this one. My member status? I've always been "The Pompatus of Love."

I'm in a rut.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

":-)".

":-)"!

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

First Simon, and now you. I'm sure in future years you'll regale your children with stories about how you used to be in the emoticon-club. Solving mysteries and whatnot.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Ah, I remember with fondness the Case of the Missing LMAO. We teamed up with Nancy Drew and Encyclopedia Brown.

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

I preferred The Three Investigators myself.

Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :

I liked Tim in his LOLing days.

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

... what?

Posted by Nim' (Member # 205) on :

He said he preferred Tim back in his ***ing days.

Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :

I didn't know that Cartman was into guys before.

Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :

@Cartman: No, I didn't intend to revive an old thread. I was searching for any Red Dwarf oriented information on Flare - just for seeing what was there. Then I found this thread and couldn't resist to post a reply... [Wink]

Posted by Toadkiller (Member # 425) on :

Because resistance is futile?

Posted by Nim' (Member # 205) on :

Wrong, it's fioodle. Anyone who says differently is either against freedom or is a limeylover!

Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :

Like the French? [Wink]