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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" width="95%" align="center"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"><td> <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"> <td colspan="2" align="left"> <font size="3" color="#FFFFFF" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>T O P I C ��� R E V I E W</b> </font></td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jay</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,2,31,17,23,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">March 31, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">05:23 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Alabama recently elected it's first Republican lieutenant governor this century. Well, fine I say, but apparently the Democrats didn't like the idea of his president pro-tem of the state Senate and attempted to strip Steve Windom of his powers. Well Windom was afraid to leave the floor and the following happened:<p>"During a marathon session that ended in the compromise, Windom urinated into a jug under his lectern Sunday because he feared being replaced as presiding officer if he left even briefly."<p>When he did eventually leave to use the restroom he "received applause when he returned, wiping his hands on a paper towel."<p>Oh my!! LOL!!<p>I can imagine someone saying...Hey we can't vote, Windom's peein' again.<p>or<p>The Democrats offering glass after glass of water to Windom...Another glass of water Mr. President, it's getting mighty warm in here<p>...and him peein' in a jug.<p>If you want to read the rest of the story, go<br><a href="http://www.latimes.com/HOME/NEWS/ASECTION/t000028620.html">here</a><p><br><center><img src="http://www.geocities.com:80/Area51/Chamber/2192/TNOsmile35.gif"></center><p>------------------<br>My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.<p><small>[This message was edited by Jay on March 31, 1999.]</small> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>TSN</b> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(1999,2,31,23,4,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">March 31, 1999</span> <span class="timeformat-0">11:04 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Well, what a wonderful governmental system we have in this country when an official can be nearly thrown out of office on the sole basis of being in a certain political party...<P>------------------<BR>"I'll bite your legs off!"<br>-Terry Gilliam, <i>Monty Python and the Holy Grail</i><br> <br /> </font> </td></tr> </table></td></tr></table> <br /> <br />
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