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Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :
 
Ha-ha, finally reached 250 posts.
Now I shall have Charles fix my status to something more unique...

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"I AM THE SPIDER!!!!"
- Vic Reeves

 


Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :
 
What are the possibilities that you have so far?

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What should they be called? Choco Krispies or Coco Pops? LET THE NATION DECIDE!



 


Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
"The Foxy One"... That is what it will be... I'll change it tonight.

*partially regrets making Senior Membership so easy to attain*

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Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :
 
I considered several, but ultimately decided to go with the classic reference to Liam's comment:
"Monty, Monty, he's so foxy!"

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"I AM THE SPIDER!!!!"
- Vic Reeves

 


Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Hey! I'm over 250 post and nobody's changed my status! *harrumph*

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
 


Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
*points at his email address* Mail me.

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"Okay, so I'm not "SANE" so to speak, but uh... I'm the lovable kind of psycho"
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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
*presses Charles's email button*

Ooh! It's squishy and bouncy! Tee hee!

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
 


Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Stupid double posts. Grrr.

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker

[This message was edited by Siegfried on April 28, 1999.]
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
I have yet to come up w/ a good status line for myself... :-)

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"I'm not stubborn. I'm just right."
-me
 


Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :
 
While I await Charles working his magic underneath my name, I present some rejected ideas. Consider them the "twisted brain-wrongs of a one-off man mental":

Captain Lurve
Mr Boombastic
The Love Spud
Master of the Universe
Mr Ubiquitous
Sorted, Respect Due (after Stouffer the cat)
For it is he (homage to Private Eye)
NX-78025
MmmmIND.....Thah GAP! (for Londoners everywhere)
The Forgotten of Destiny
Of the 3rd Foot in Mouth (Carry On up the Khyber ref)
Sqeeze-tastic!
Mad, bad and dangerous to know
Grovel here
say "Eh-oh!"
Polymath & Casanova
He Exists!
Terror of the Trossachs
On the Prowl
Been put out to Stud
Available for Private parties
Will drop pants for food
YOU WILL LISTEN!!!
Man of the Millennium
King of Jesters and Jester of Kings (Danny Kaye film ref)
Full of it
Unleashed, uncensored, unbearable
Butting in
Speaks his mind
Chewing the cud
in his Bouncy Castle
Nuff said.

You may choose from the above.

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"I AM THE SPIDER!!!!"
- Vic Reeves

 


Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Monty certainly has that creative touch!

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
*personally enjoys her new customized status line*... Took me about 2 seconds to decide what to pick. *LOL*

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"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to understanding with the soft whisper of wisdom. Some people come into our lives, show us love then dissappear, leaving footprints on our hearts... and we are never the same again."

 


Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
 
I definitely like the status line feature. Can't wait until I get to Senior Member, which, knowing me, may take quite some time...

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."
 


Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
 
Uh...Krenim...mods get to change their status line at any time.

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Rodimus Prime: "No more jokes, Springer. Cybertron's in deadly danger. We're heading back there. Now."
Springer: "Yes sir, Mister Leader, sir."

 


Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
 
They do? I was not aware of that.

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."
 


Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
 
*does not know what he should use for his custom status line*

*is open to suggestions*

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Quark: "Lesson number one: No one involved in extra-legal activity considers himself nefarious." (DS9: "The Sound of Her Voice")
 


Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Everyone knows what I want my status line to read.

Elim Garak: Master of the Universe?

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
 


Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :
 
*Thinks of something*

*Whispers something dastardly about status lines to CC*.

So what do you think eh???

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'Sir, you've been ordered not to take Polermo'

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Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
 
*wonders what Magic is going to think about Jubes' new status line* Uh, oh.... may be a war starting here...

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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :
 
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Anyway Liz, hows your treatment going, I hope everything's going OK.

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Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :
 
*smites CC for not fixing my status line yet*

You mustn't make me angry you know...

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"I AM THE SPIDER!!!!"
- Vic Reeves

 


Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
Elim Garak:

Plain & Simple
More than just a tailor
Obsidian Order
Tora Ziyal's dad (THAT'LL confuse people!)

Oh, adn a good signature: "You're either lost, or looking for a really good tailor!" 8)
 


Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
Actually, I'm bored of being Spoiler God. I've given up that routine anyway. Any ideas?
 
Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :
 
For Elim: you're either lost, or looking for a good tailor!! (one of my favorite Garek lines)

For the First One: (Been having a tough time with this one) "Step to the back of the line please"
" Hey, I was here first, get your own".

Personally, I like Senior Member, has a nice ring!!

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BRAVES FAN


 


Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :
 
Yes, and you wouldn't like him when he's angry.

(Does anyone else get the reference, or am I the lone fan)

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Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :
 
*hopes CC gets the ref and snaps to work on my status line before my complexion turns too green*

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"I AM THE SPIDER!!!!"
- Vic Reeves

 


Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :
 
Ah, another fan. I used to watch that all the time on Saturday afternoons when ITV used to screen it. It was brilliant.

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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
Since I associate Saturday afternoons on ITV with Airwolf, Knight Rider and The A-Team (usually before or after the sport) which kinda dates me, the reference is lost on me too. . .
 
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
The First One: No NO NO!!!!

Elim Garak is supposed to be Tora Ziyal's Boyfriend!!!!

wonder how Ziyal will react upon seeing this.

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
Elim Garak: CranberryJuice King

First One: The Amazing Lee

*shrugs* I'm not in a creative mood today.... *LOL*

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"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to understanding with the soft whisper of wisdom. Some people come into our lives, show us love then dissappear, leaving footprints on our hearts... and we are never the same again."

 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
Oh, and LOA ... MaGiC won't have much of a problem.... SHE's the Empress of Interrogation... I'M the sexgoddess.

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"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to understanding with the soft whisper of wisdom. Some people come into our lives, show us love then dissappear, leaving footprints on our hearts... and we are never the same again."

 


Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Actually, Jubilee, MaGiC retired from the interrogation business at the The New Order Forums upon seeing a very long post I made. She turned the reins over to me. That's why I'm the Master of Interrogation. MaGiC is in the Interrogation Alumni Organization.

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
Right, well either way, I'm sure she won't mind my status line...

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"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to understanding with the soft whisper of wisdom. Some people come into our lives, show us love then dissappear, leaving footprints on our hearts... and we are never the same again."

 


Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
*was uncommonly busy last night, will change all needed status lines this evening*

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"Okay, so I'm not "SANE" so to speak, but uh... I'm the lovable kind of psycho"
http://solareclipse.net/

 


Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
Hmm. The Amazing Lee. . . I think I'm a bit too modest for that, true though it may be. 8)
 
Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
 
*thinks*

*L@ Lee's most recent post*

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Well, when CC gets to it, I have a status line, too. Anyone who actually remembers the joke from which it derives will automatically be endowed w/ the title "Forum Elder"... *L*

(BTW, that's my way of saying that you new people won't get it, but it's funny, anyway. :-) )

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-me
 


Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :
 
Lee: The reference was from the Incredible Hulk. My Saturday afternoons were the same: Knight Rider, A Team, Airwolf, Incredible Hulk. When they got rid of Knight Rider, we had Street Hawk. Classic shows.

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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
Street Hawk! They don't make them like that anymore - thank God. . . 8)
 
Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :
 
Hey, I liked Street Hawk, not as good as Knight Rider I grant you but still good.

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The public is wonderfully tolerant - it forgives everything except Genius.


 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
*is considering ideas for his upcoming evolution to Senior Member*
Hmm...

"The Wombat God"
"The Pumpkin King"
"Conan the Librarian"
"Basic Borg"
"Twelve Purple Koalas" - (I just like the sounds of those words)
"Borg in the USA"
"Letting Borgones be Borgones"
"Multiple Borgasms"
"Two Sheds"

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
Borgasm!!! Ooh! Ooh!

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"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to understanding with the soft whisper of wisdom. Some people come into our lives, show us love then dissappear, leaving footprints on our hearts... and we are never the same again."

 


Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
Hmm. How about:

Binary, not Quantum. 8)
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
I was always fond of "Conan the Librarian"...it was a joke on a "Mother Goose and Grimm" comic one sunday....


Listen, you do NOT want to hand in late books to this guy!!

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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have
 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Jeff Raven: that is PRECISELY where I first heard "Conan the Librarian!"

Jubilee: Oh, that's right, you missed my famous "Borgasm" thread of several months and at least one Enterforum ago...

Let's see what I can remember...
If you have it with the Norse God of Thunder, it's a Thorgasm.
If you get one watching "The Dick Van Dyke Show," it's a Mary-Tyler-Mooregasm.
If you get one from a travelling salesman, it's a Door-to-doorgasm.
If you get one from a Marine, it's a Corpsgasm.
If you get one on a golf course, it's a Foregasm.
If you get one from the current US Vice President, it's an Al-Goregasm.
If you get one from clam chowder, it's a Soup-du-jourgasm.
If you're tricked into one, it's a Luregasm.
If you get one from a brirish secret agent, it's a Roger Mooregasm.
If you aren't sure if you had one, it's an Either-orgasm.
If you have a really tiny one, it's a Poorgasm.
If you have a marathon session, it's a Do-It-Till-You're-Soregasm.
If you have one watching Desert Storm coverage on CNN, it's a Wargasm.
If you can't remember your last one, it's a Days-Of-Yoregasm.
If you have one with Seven of Nine, it's a Borgasm.
If you have one with The Queen AND Seven, it's a Borgy.

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You're just JEALOUS because the little voices talk to ME!


 


Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
 
I thought "Conan the Librarian" was from UHF?

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Rodimus Prime: "No more jokes, Springer. Cybertron's in deadly danger. We're heading back there. Now."
Springer: "Yes sir, Mister Leader, sir."

[This message was edited by The Shadow on April 30, 1999.]
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
I only knew it as the (albeit seldom-used) nickname of the former librarian at my school...

*LMAO@"Two Sheds"*

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"I'm not stubborn. I'm just right."
-me
 




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