2. What is a Pompatus of Love? Is it a fan club? If so, where do we sign up?
3. Is Liam as perverted as we think he is?
4. Is the Banner contest ever going to be judged?
5. How many of you have seen the "Charles with half-eaten pastry" picture?
6. How many of you have seen the "Jordan in tiny lime green bikini" picture? *grin*
7. How many people are tired of quotes from the Transformers being in the CapComs?
8. Further more, How many of you even WATCH Transformers?
9. SMEG?
10. Who's up next for Interrogation, and why must they always turn sexual?
11. For that matter, why does almost every THREAD turn sexual?
12. Charles was in the top 10 posters ... WHERE does he post? Is it in some forum not posted on the front page?
13. Yes, TSN, your butt looks big in that.
14. Who really owns the board with a nail in it?
15. Why did I decide to make this 20 questions?!
16. What is so FECKING impressive about SHIP LENGTHS?
17. When was the last time you saw the Sun, or living things?
18. What IS the fascination with men and SIZE?
19. Or CARS?? ... *counts the car threads* .. Are we a mite obsessed here?
20. How many of us thought DT was gone for good?
*whew* made it! ........
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There are people who one loves immediatly and forever. Just to know that you exist in the same world together is sufficient. Till I loved, I never lived - enough.
[This message was edited by Jubilee McGann on April 20, 1999.]
2. The Pompatus of Love is a crusader for the good of love (this is the Readers' Digest version)
3. Yes
4. No
5. Yes
6. No, but my curiousity is now piqued, Jordan
7. I'm not
8. I do
9. Smeg you too!
10. Jeff Raven is up next according to The List, and it turns sexual because the forum is made up of many horny teenaged men
11. See above
12. Incoming Hail
13. I've never seen Tim's butt. Pictures?
14. What board *hides it behind his back*
15. Because you're Jubilee McGann!
16. Not a "fecking" thing
17. Sun: Today at 5:47 pm, Living Things: when I opened my refridgerator a minute ago
18. Its a males-only secret
19. Cars are a reflection of our Ids. Yes, we are
20. Who's DT?
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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
Ok, the previous is all in jest....please do not take offense to any of it!
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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have
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To make an apple pie from scratch, we must first invent the universe.
~Carl Sagan
1.) Do multiple personalities count? *runs as Baloo sics his cousin(s) on him*
2.) A fictional, song-based persona adopted by our own Siegfried. See his sig for details...
3.) More. Ever so much more...
4.) *checks to be sure Sol is properly bound and gagged in the closet* Nope.
5.) What's the big deal w/ the pastry? I think the sheep quilt in the background is much more revealing...
6.) Well, I haven't been blinded, so I guess I haven't... *runs away from Jordan*
7.) *William Wallacespeak* They may take out lives... but they may never take... our Transformers!
8.) Used to. I would if I could, but it's not on anymore. And I refuse to accept the Beast Wars as Transformers!
9.) And vindaloo, too...
10.) I doubt there will be another one soon. I must admit, they got rather old...
11.) You're asking this? Who are you, and what have you done w/ Jubee?!
12.) *whispers* Personally, I think he's been doing a little editing to his post number... *runs away from CC*
13.) That is not a question!
14.) That's mine! Yoink! *takes it back*
15.) Erm... Ah... *mock-Vorlonspeak* Yes...
16.) Uh... Um... *more mock-Vorlonspeak* Never ask that question!
17.) Sun? Isn't that somewhere round-about the sky someplace? And why would anyone want to look at living things? I hear they tend to bite...
18.) I am not at liberty to divulge that information...
19.) I've never actually seen a mite obssessed. What do mites obssess over, anyway?
20.) He was gone?
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"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."
-George Orwell's Animal Farm
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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.
-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."
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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Quintesson: "You are the Autobot named Kup. You are Cybertron's chief of security."
Kup: "Nah, my name's Teaspoon, and I'm Cybertron's chief dishwasher."
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"Okay, so I'm not "SANE" so to speak, but uh... I'm the lovable kind of psycho"
http://solareclipse.net/
2. Pompatus of Love? I thought he was a "Platypus of Love"
3. Ooooh! I hope so!
4. What contest?
5. Yes. Very cute too.
6. You are SO DEAD for that one Jubes! How many of ya'll seen Jubes in her WENCH outfit?
7. *ahem* What's a transformer?
8. Apparently I don't!
9. Bless you...
10. I haven't been interrogated.
11. 'Cos we're perverts?
12. Charles has always been here....
13. Yeah and he's got chicken legs too!
14. There's actually one in our shed.
15. Because you're you?
16. It's a SIZE thing.
17.Today, when I went to push sand back on the BEACH and off the sidewalk.
18. *L* 'Cos it's neato!
19. Don't own a car.
20. Is he back? That's news to me....
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Goodnight my love...the brightest star in my sky...
Goodnight...you have been my sky, my sun and my moon...
WEARY TRAVELERS!
Let not thy doubts consume you! In my benign mercy, I decree that a handful of final banners shall indeed be chosen. Now, let us make merry unto the wee hours of the dawn.
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"I'm sick, like Nixon was sick, my defeated heart keeps beating on. I won't die, like Chucky won't die."
--
They Might Be Giants
And Charles, what do you mean by "errr?"
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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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There are people who one loves immediatly and forever. Just to know that you exist in the same world together is sufficient. Till I loved, I never lived - enough.
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"Okay, so I'm not "SANE" so to speak, but uh... I'm the lovable kind of psycho"
http://solareclipse.net/
(insert TFOesque evil grin)
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"I'm sick, like Nixon was sick, my defeated heart keeps beating on. I won't die, like Chucky won't die."
--
They Might Be Giants
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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
2. Altavista yielded 430 results, the most promising is this one: http://www.pompatus.com/pompatus.htm
3. You mean: Is Liam as reversed as he looks?
4. What is a banner?
5. Now I have seen it. Hmm, it's lunchtime...
6. Jordan? A country, a river, a runabout?
7. Transformers do not speak, they only hum.
8. Well, occasionally, not really, it gets a bit boring once I've counted the windings.
9. See me exploding glaringly.
10. Seems I've missed something.
11. Have I missed even more?
12. Privileged Private Pointless Post Phorum
13. It's green.
14.
15. Maybe you just didn't have more
16. It rules. *spoils the whole thread* It's important to know there is only one size of BoP.
17. TNG: "Ship in a bottle", yesterday. Sorry, it was actually not our Sun.
18. See 16. Honestly, I can't understand it, and since it's not a matter of frequent comparison or measurement anyway, I understand it even less.
19. See 16. Honestly, a car is a means of transportation, nothing more (just like a starship )
20. Hell, a serious question... That was about the Kosovo thing, wasn't it? No one is forced to discuss in this forum, let alone adopt the other peoples' opinions, even if they are the vast majority. This was the point, and I think no one who feels oppressed (justified or not) leaves for good.
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I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer. (McCoy in "Devil in the Dark")
www.uni-siegen.de/~ihe/bs/startrek/
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I drink therefore I am.
-Descartes
Uhm... As a member of these Forums, I feel I must supply my best answers possible, despite the overwhelming success of Jubilee's new game show already...
1. 47?
2. It is Siegfried. I suppose you can sign him up for your new fan club if you want.
3. How perverted do you think he is? Well, in that case, possibly worse.
4. No! Wait! I have yet to join! (*watches his smoke signal wave around*)
5. 47?
6. *ignores*
7. *remains neutral*
8. 47? Does when I was younger count?
9. Smeg, smeg bo bmeg, banana fanna fo fmeg, me mi mo eg! Smeg!
10. As long as it's not me I don't care.
11. 'Cause.
12. The Forum of No Return. What? You've never been there? No wonder. You're still here.
13. That's a question?
14. Ow.
15. Uhm... You're bored?
16. It lets us know how tall people of the future are?
17. Now. Before. Later. Forever.
18. *does not comment*
19. Cars, cars bo bars, banana fanna fo fars, me mi mo mars! Cars!
20. *does not comment*
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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
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Down for Upgrade
[This message was edited by The Excalibur on April 21, 1999.]
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*I only SEEM Normal*
SHE COULD HAVE FECKING SAID SOMETHING...
Sorry, ignore that.
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'My rigid grill structure...'
-Dinobot
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I drink therefore I am.
-Descartes
I nominate Daryus as being more perverted that Liam.
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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have
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"Telling the truth was his death sentence" - Maria Theresa Tula
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'Those are the headlines. Happy now?'
-Chris Morris.
[This message was edited by PsyLiam on April 23, 1999.]
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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Ultra Magnus: "I know you're bored, Rodimus, but with the mantle of leadership comes obligations."
Rodimus Prime: "I don't suppose I could interest you in a used mantle?"
--Baloo
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It's human nature to want to know things, and also human nature to think they're not very interesting when you find out.
--CECIL ADAMS
2. For the answer to this question, I refer you to this other thread.
3. I think so. What do you think?
4. I have heard unconfirmed rumors that it will be.
5. I don't know how many, but must admit that I am not one of those who have.
6. See the answer to the previous question.
7. I don't know how many, but must admit that I became rather bored with the Transformers many years ago.
8. Not me.
9. SMEG? SMEG?? SMEG?!? SMEG!!!
Oops. Sorry. Got carried away.
10. I don't know, and to paraphrase Desmond Morris "Homo Sapiens is the sexiest ape on the planet". Look it up if you want to know what he meant. Education's good for you (and usually nontoxic).
11. See the answer to the previous question.
12. Charles posts in the "Runs the bulletin board" forum. Access is restricted to the Grand Poo-Bah of administrators. Essentially, he talks to himself.
(Hmmm... This might explain a few things.)
13. Apparently you suffer from triskadecaphobia. Although that was not a question, now that you mention it, TSN's butt does look big in that.
14. I am in possession of numerous boards with nails in them. Whether any of them is THE board with a nail in it is subject to debate.
15. I would guess that you ran out of fingers and toes at that point.
16. I have no idea. You will have to ask one of the obsess... er... experts on that matter.
17. I saw the sun yesterday (it was overcast today). I saw living things just a few minutes ago (my wife & baby went to bed).
18. We like to know how big things are. Since our brains have fewer connections between the left and right hemispheres, we have to be impressed by simple things or the processing time becomes too great, our brains overheat, and neurons begin shutting down to reduce the system overload.
At least we aren't obsessed with our looks (as any examination of a construction site amply illustrates).
19. I happen to like cars. When we are between the ages of 6 and 10, most of us males know perfectly well that we are weak and powerless compared to all the adults around us. Cars are a symbol of power and freedom that appeals to most young boys, and there is no strong social stigma attached to this obsession. Hence, we retain this affliction throughout life.
From personal experience, sometimes knowing something about cars will convince someone not to beat you up (this sort of situation generally happens in high school). Therefore, car knowledge is a survival trait and perhaps is an unrecognized secondary sexual characteristic.
20. What? He's back?
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That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!
2. o_O Pleurm.
3. Most likely.
4. Let me answer that question by posing another: Banner Contest!?
5. I think a better question would be, "Who hasn't seen the "Charles with half-eaten pastry" picture?"......*LOL*
6. Ick. I haven't. And I don't think I wanna.
7. Hmmm?
8. Not me.
9. SMEG.
10. Interrogation? What?
11. Threads turn sexual? I thought they turn violent. :-P
12. Charles dabbles in every thread. I don't know how he keeps up......absent-mindedly perhaps?
13. Where did TSN's butt come into this??
14. *eyes everyone suspiciously*
15. O�o
16. Nothing! :-D
17. Well.....my memory goes back about a month. And then there's his HAZE. After the HAZE, I have no memory of the Sun or living things; before the HAZE, I have no memory of anything. :-)
18. I have no obsession with size...
19. CARS RULE!!!!!!! =)
20. Umm......
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For yo info:
Delicious spongy-kind of a dumpling, full of raisins, and served steaming hot and with golden syrup poured over its sweet bready goodness.
Ahhhhhhhhhh.
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"I AM THE SPIDER!!!!"
- Vic Reeves
7. Three
8. I haven't seen that in years
9. NO
10. Because it's fun
11. See 10
12. I dunno
13. Huh?
14. Isn't that jimmy from Ed, Edd and Eddy?
15. Boredom?
16. The size matters more, because it's proportionate
17. A millisecond ago.
18. see 16
19. Yes, for reasons already known
20. 4
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For those of you who are interested...Forget it, I'm taken!!!
1. I was unaware that Baloo had cousins.
2. As I recall, The Pompatus of Love was in a Steve Miller song as well as a movie with Jon Cryer.
3. No more perverted than the rest of us.
4. Unknown......not my department
5. Not I
6. Not I.....although that one sounds intriguing
7. I generally do not visit the CapComs...too busy elsewhere.
8. never did
9. Red Dwarf reference....all round curse word
10. I volunteer, but as a relative newbie...I could be a clean slate....as far as sexual....nothing wrong with that.
11. The nature of the beast.
12. I have seen most of his posts at the incoming hail section...which is logical for our big cheese.
13. Can not comment due to lack of evidence.
14. See #13
15. Perhaps you wanted to see what sick twisted individuals (or collectives) actually post here...just a thought.
16. For making starship comparison charts a little easier and to make a frame of reference for those to whom make starship charts and the like.
17. I take walks on a regular basis. Great for clearing out the stuff in the head.
18. Macho competition to be better in the perspective females' eyes.
19. They are...I just want one that gets me to point A to point B,C,D as nessesary.
20. Never say never........
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Remember when we used to be explorers? - Capt. Jean-Luc Picard - Star Trek Insurrection
[This message was edited by CaptSershek on May 02, 1999.]