Why am I saying this? I just read the following article (Don't follow the link if you're the least bit squeemish):
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No, I'm not cold. I'm just trying to pretend I don't want a cigarrette!
www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/
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"'I'm afraid there's nowhere for you to sit,' I said coldly; 'the verandah is full of goats.'" --Saki "The Guests"
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When I saw you I fell in love,
and you smiled because you knew
- Unkown
...if you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend...
- Unkown
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We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread.
We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call "Frogurt"!
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Lawrence Boucher
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"I see you've found your Nausicaan friend. You seem unimpaled so far..."
-Q to Picard, "Tapestry"
"Well, it's dead anyhow, and given a choice between us and the vultures, I say let 'em find their own lunch. Now where's the ketchup?"
--Baloo
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If God Himself walks up to you and tells you to found a new religeon, ask for some I.D.
You're probably talking to an imposter.
www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/
*Joins Tim at the vomitorium*
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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
Pardon me for being an old fuddy-duddy, but isn't this a form of cannabalism? Okay, I used to chew my finger nails, but I didn't make them into a smegging meal.
And I gotta point out that even though placenta might not involve the suffering of little innocent animals, there is *some* discomfort involved to the *source* of the main incredient here------ a reminder that in the USA, tomorrow is Mother's Day [everybody sent your cards, flowers, prezzies yet?]
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"Fishing promotes a clean mind, healthy body and leaves no time for succumbing to Communistic or Socialistic propaganda."
--
Ivar Hemmings, chairman, South Bend Bait Company
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SHATTERED MIRROR
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'Sir, you've been ordered not to take Polermo'
'Ring General HQ, ask them if they want me to give it back'.