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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Let's face it, she is the ultimate sex goddess.

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'You want the moon on a stick, don't you?'
-Richard Herring

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Liam, you're going to have to do better than that.

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When I saw you I fell in love,
and you smiled because you knew
- Unkown

...if you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend...
- Unkown

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

I think I would need to, erm, do further research to properly evaluate the situation.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Is Frank beginning to scare everyone?

Okay, you know that Herbel essense shampoo? You have pretty much the same effect on men and women. You ARE the Herbel essense girl.

That better?

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'You want the moon on a stick, don't you?'
-Richard Herring

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

What do you mean, "beginning"?

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Donny Finkleberg: "No, I...I think it was an entrance ramp."

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Frank: Up till now, everyone thought it was an act.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Frank, Beginning=The start, the alpha, the introduction, the opposite of the ending.

Don't they teach you anythin in school nowadays?

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'You want the moon on a stick, don't you?'
-Richard Herring

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Well, they teach me how to spell words like "anything," at least.

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Walter Barnett: "D-Did that thing just shatter an overpass into dust?"
Donny Finkleberg: "No, I...I think it was an entrance ramp."

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

*look in thread*

The Interrogation of Jubilee McGann, anyone?

*gets punched by Charles*

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Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

Liam, be gentle. You don't want to stunt his growth or anything.

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*begs them to interrogate her* .. Come on, Can we? Huh? huh?

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When I saw you I fell in love,
and you smiled because you knew
- Unkown

...if you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend...
- Unkown

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

*sends Jubes to bed with a cup of cocoa*

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

I assume forced-growth cloning is out of the question?

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You're just JEALOUS because the little voices talk to ME!

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Geee, this bed is rather lonely...........

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When I saw you I fell in love,
and you smiled because you knew
- Unkown

...if you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend...
- Unkown

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

*yawn* Well, I'm rather tired...I wonder if there's a bed around here with room for one more person...

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Walter Barnett: "D-Did that thing just shatter an overpass into dust?"
Donny Finkleberg: "No, I...I think it was an entrance ramp."

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*LOL* Look at all you lonely fools! I have a girlfriend, she's the love of life! I will not succumb to a one Sex Goddess' advances! For me, my girlfriend is MY sex Goddess!

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Distance is to a relationship as wind is to a flame. If the flame is small, it will snuff the flame out. If the flame is big, the wind will fan the flame, making is grow hotter. - Unknown

Romance is when you can't see any faults in your partner. Love is when you see all of them, but continue to love that person anyway. - Baloo

[This message was edited by Jeff Raven on May 07, 1999.]

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*GRINS @ Frank*

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When I saw you I fell in love,
and you smiled because you knew
- Unkown

...if you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend...
- Unkown

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

*ears perk up* Aroo?
Is there a party in Jubilee's bed?
Is it BYOP?* Will there be cool-whip? TORD?

You know, Jeff, you CAN have a girlfriend AND still be able to worship the Sex Goddess...

*goes on to lecture on the concept of "polyamory"*

* Bring Your Own Pillows -- what were YOU thinking?

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You're just JEALOUS because the little voices talk to ME!

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

*giggles and hugs Jeff* Isn't the saying USUALLY "flattery will get you nowhere?" *L* *suspects things don't always progress in the same manner, cos flattery shore does work sometimes...hehe*

*winks* don't worry, Jubes...you'll get no competition from me. *L* You can be the ultimate sex goddess as far as i'm concerned. i'm happy being a jedi. ...i'd be happier if exams weren't starting tomorrow (oh yes, saturday exams..gotta love them :P )

�Alg�no habla espa�ol aqui? *L*

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

PARTY IN MY BED!!!

Bring your own pillows, whipped cream, hot fudge, caramel and other fun "toys" .. the only thing i've got is feathers, ice cubes and thanks to Lee hot cocoa.

*BIGASS Grin*

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When I saw you I fell in love,
and you smiled because you knew
- Unkown

...if you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend...
- Unkown

Posted by Sunspot (Member # 77) on :

*Jon is now frightened...*

*whimpers helplessly*

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Hm... So, if we have a sex goddess, don't we need a sex god, too? *nominates himself* :-)

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

*looks at massive display of sex and worshiping occuring in thread*

Gee, I'm so left out of these things. :-(

[This message was edited by Siegfried on May 08, 1999.]

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*grins at TSN* I think someone's already been nominated TSN, but we need someone to act as back-up, too, so That can be you. *GRIN*

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When I saw you I fell in love,
and you smiled because you knew
- Unkown

...if you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend...
- Unkown

Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :

*Tosses Jubes a Paddle and some nipple clamps and weights* Since I am no longer aparently in contention for the role of Resident Sex Goddess you might as well have these. This thread is apparently not big enough for the both of us.
Maybe we could work out an arrangement where you get the US and I get the UK.....you can have Europe and the other continants if you like....I believe the only REAL men (and/or women) are Brittish ones (Charles excluded from this generalisation of course). I particularly like men (and/or women) who are at University in Scotland for some reason..... *g*

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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

TSN as backup? Hmm. . .

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Hmmmmmmm.... nipple clamps. Hey THANKS MaGiC!

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When I saw you I fell in love,
and you smiled because you knew
- Unkown

...if you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend...
- Unkown

Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :

Thought you could use em kiddo...I've got others...

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Well, let's ahve a look at the UK lot...

Me. Sex in a glass.
Lee. Well, him and Jubes have already discovered each others pleasure centres.
Montgommery. Let us whisper the name of the foxy one.
Excalabur. That's a sword. A sword is long and thin. Do you want me to spell it out for ya?

So, I think the UK guys would win gold there. A shower of gold over the UK guys.

Did I get away with that?

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'You want the moon on a stick, don't you?'
-Richard Herring

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

*L* Liam--I have a feeling as soon as Jubes and my American guys come online you'll get a few retorts to that one....*L*

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Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

*thinks she shouldn't post after just waking up* what i MEANT just above was when CC and Jeff come on...*snickers*

*walks off muttering something about incoherency bfeore 9am*

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"The Force is like duct tape: it has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together"

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

well, in defense of the good ol' USA, I should point out that, name to the contrary, I am usually Second of Two, where the Borgasm department is concerned.

*couldn't make the above any less obscure without getting into trouble*

*gf sees FoT typing, reads...*

AIIGH!

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You're just JEALOUS because the little voices talk to ME!

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Hmmmmm.... Brit guys are better in bed? Well then I most certainly am NOT going to give England to MaGiC. Nope. Uh-uh. *shakes head*

First of Two ..... Anything I could say in retort to that would be too explicit to be allowed. *LOL*

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When I saw you I fell in love,
and you smiled because you knew
- Unkown

...if you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend...
- Unkown

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Actually, I'm quite willing to let Liam have all of the "showers of gold." No, really. I don't mind. Trust me.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

No you don't. I've never understood what people see in them myself. Especially if you get some in your mouth. And if the person's got the runs...ewwww...

now was that over the line?

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'You want the moon on a stick, don't you?'
-Richard Herring

[This message was edited by PsyLiam on May 09, 1999.]

Posted by Coddman (Member # 10) on :

You've all got free passes to visit the newly opened E Block!! Permanently!!

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Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

Excalibur: The Sword that made a man King.
THE Excalibur: A mile long ship!(Psyliam, that's longer then a kilometer)

I've been gone a while, and what happens? Has the pomputus of love been shoved out of the way for a love god?

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

The Pompatus of Love is on vacation until he straightens out his own !@#$ing love life. I'll let ya'll know when that happens.

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*gives the men a seductive come hither look*

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When I saw you I fell in love,
and you smiled because you knew
- Unkown

...if you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend...
- Unkown

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Well, I don't know.. I pride myself on my knowledge of... biology... I know where *Seinfeldspeak* "Dolores" is, but just where on the female body IS the "hither?"

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You're just JEALOUS because the little voices talk to ME!

[This message was edited by First of Two on May 11, 1999.]

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

*suddenly realizes that "come hither" has an all-new meaning nowadays* :-)

And, is it just me, or is Liam becoming odder by the minute recently? *L*

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-Q to Picard, "Tapestry"

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Tim: Liam becoming odder? Is that possible?

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Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

*remains ignorant of any new meaning since doesn't watch Seinfeld*

All lady posters, please come hither.

*watches to see what happens*

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- Chris Morris, Brass Eye

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

*RaE @ Monty*

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

TSN: It's just you.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Hey Exc, I live in Britain, I DO know how long a mile is. Duh.
Er, who are the British guys again?

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'You want the moon on a stick, don't you?'
-Richard Herring

Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

*confesses ignorance at acronym "RaE" as well*

Oh you young uns, always fiddling with the language....

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

*RaE* = *Raises an Eyebrow*

And, when I said "come hither" had a new meaning, I wasn't talking about the "hither" part! *LOL*

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"I see you've found your Nausicaan friend. You seem unimpaled so far..."
-Q to Picard, "Tapestry"

Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

*Still beckons the women to come hither*

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"You're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak."

- Chris Morris, Brass Eye

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Tim has a deranged mind.

Tim: "Come hither!"
Heather: "I'm trying! And my name is Heather!"

Okay, I do also.

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*hops into Monty's lap* .... So, Monty, are you as Foxy as Liam says?? ... *seductive grin*

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28 days and counting........
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