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Posted by Cargile (Member # 45) on :

I'm blasting off in a space rocket to Saturn!

See ya!

(and you thought this was going to be about suicide? ha!)

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"Meesa love yousa long time."

Jar Jar Binks, Vietnam, 1967.

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

"If you find Louie, send him back for repairs, willya?"
--Freeman Lowell

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Really Cargile, what's this about?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Cargile (Member # 45) on :

It's a special blend of dry wit humour taken from several sources and mixed to produce this outstanding piece of comedic literature.

As we know, there have been several Goodbye threads in which members have taken claims to go off to this part of the world or that. There has been the really nice introduction in the Flameboard, and then, to add flavor, there is my drunken, blabbering, regretful thread about my disheveled realtionship--I swear my Good Twin wrote it.
Taking these aspects into consideration, I satire the Goodbyes and the Hello with something as unbelievable as possible, the aforementioned trip to Saturn a la Buck Rogers--the old Buck Rogers, not that 1980's stuff. The suicide comment compliments the title of the thread and slants toward my off-and-on depression regarding my state of affairs lately--or my state of not having any affairs, if you know what I mean, wink wink nod nod. The title was simply to manipulate you, dear reader, into thinking that I may decide to mix blood and bathwater, as an arrousal of your curiosity. Of course, this is not the case. A hangman's noose shall suffice nicely. That last bit was a joke as well intended for shock value only.

Plus it's a kick-ass Pink Floyd tune from the treasured "The Wall".
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"Meesa love yousa long time."

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[This message was edited by Cargile on June 21, 1999.]

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

I'd say "Have another, Cargile!", but it sounds like you've already taken that advice to heart.

--Baloo

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

By rocket to the moon?

By airplane to the rocket?

By taxi to the airport?

By front door to the taxi?

By throwing back the blanket hanging down the legs?

Sorry.

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Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

GR. I was extremely worried by the thread title. WHat a lame joke.

*slams door shut*

*notices finger is between it*

*screams*

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

*complements Sol's TMBG reference w/ another* "There has been a spacecraft sighted, flying high above the sky..."

Oh, and speaking of Saturn...
"The scientific theroy I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage." -Mark Russell

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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

*hums "Leavin' on a Jet Plane"*

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