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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
 
Happy Summer Solstice to everyone.

I see that the several of our fine low-key British friends went slightly crackers today and ended up climbing all over Stonehenge. Police had to come and escort them away. It would seem that they were in the way of the druid priests.

You've got to love that.

*does a little druid dance*

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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
~Homer Simpson

[This message was edited by Jay on June 22, 1999.]
 

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
*didn't know Druids danced*

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
They do.... As a matter of fact, one of the "Great Rites" involves a power raising event known as the "Spiral Dance"

Happy Litha, everyone! Tonight is beautiful... The Goddess shines

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :
 
Don't tell Pat Robertson, but the Spiral Dance was the precursor to the Hokey-Pokey!


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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
Yes, and the "Great Rite In Truth" was actually the beginings of the funky monky dance.. *LMAO* I'm told that High Priests and High Priestesses got VERY close during those events.. *L*

*is still in a Litha mood* ... Litha, like Beltane before it, is a very festive holiday that celebrates love and fertility.

It's basically your invitation to have sex (as if you needed one) .....

Anyone's back need washing? *Grins at Lee*

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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.


 

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
My favorite holiday is Festivus.

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"It's not my birthday, it's not today. It's not my birthday, so why do you lunge out at me?"
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They Might Be Giants

 

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
To celebrate the Solstice I climbed out onto the roof of Oberholtzer Hall and yelled out, "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"

That was because the steps were missing in front of the door, it was dark, and I wasn't expecting a foot and a half drop. I bruised my hip.

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker

 

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
Aha! The game is afoot!

Inded, I could do with a back rub, been moving computers all week. C'mon over, Jubes, and bring that scented oil. . . Computer! Activate EHCHL (Emergency Holographic Come-Hither Look)! }B)
 

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
*grabs some Jasmine scented massage oil and a few cans of Dr. Pepper*

*meanders on over to Lee's place*

Now let's see if we can't work those kinks out for you...... *applies massage oil to hands and starts massaging.....*

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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.



 

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
*hopes that the Dr. Pepper is for some special sexual purpose, since he's damned if he's going to drink the wretched stuff*

Aah, that's better. My spine feels so stretched I must be an inch taller. . . so what else can you do? �)
 

Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :
 

I don't understand why people should invent religious rituals around purely natural astronomical phenomena instead of studying them in a more rational way. But that's OK with me. But to stay on topic: I guess it's a hooligan trend to call yourself a druid as an excuse to violate laws.
 
Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
*grins* The Dr. Pepper is here to prove that I can provide more unbridled pleasure than a can of it... and after that, I'm planning on licking it off you. }B)

What else can I do? .. No no no no no....the question you should be asking the SexGoddess is... "What CAN'T you do?" .... any special requests? *GRIN*


RW: As to the celebration of natural phenomena, the reason _I_ celebrate it is it is a perfect example of the circle of life and the God and Goddesses effects on the natural land..... It is a very important part of my religion.

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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.



 

Posted by Jaresh Inyo on :
 
Your spine isn't all that's suddenly longer.

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Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift.
Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift.
Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...

 

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Why oh why must Jubilee take my favorite soft drink and demote to a sexual aid?

*breaks down sobbing*

Please don't do it! Dr Pepper is the closest thing I have to a girlfriend!

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker

 

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
 
Is very frightened at the very strange way this thread is going.

Dr. Pepper as a sexual aid!
Dr. Pepper as a girlfriend!

Oi!!

To hell with it, let's all dance naked in the moonlight like druids!

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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
~Homer Simpson
 

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
*leans very close to Jubes' ear and says "how about. . . " and whispers very quietly*

Only, we'll leave the Dr. Pepper out of this one!
 

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
*grins evilly* .. why Lee, I didn't know you had it in you...... }B) and then after that...*wispers in his ear*

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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.



 

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
*coughs*
I don't think his idea was to have it in HIM...

ahh, doesn't matter. Within twelve hours from now, I'll be DOING things that they're electronically implying. Ah, I love weekends!
*shrugs*

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"When we turn our back on our principles, we stop being human." -- Janeway, "Equinox"

[This message has been edited by First of Two (edited June 26, 1999).]
 

Posted by Jaresh Inyo on :
 
First, while your enjoying your biological delights, can you think "This one's for Matt?" My testicles are completely out of commission.

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Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift.
Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift.
Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...

 

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
That can be fixed, Jaresh.......

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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.



 

Posted by Jaresh Inyo on :
 
It could be, but I'll have to open the lid on this jar first so I can get them out...it's stuck...

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Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift.
Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift.
Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...

 

Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :
 

That's the solution! I'll buy a bottle of Dr Pepper to accompany me during long summer nights. Oh, mon amour, je t'aime! Je veux te.. ahem..
 
Posted by Jaresh Inyo on :
 
I'm probably lucky to only understand half of those French words. I never was good in that subject.

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Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift.
Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift.
Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...

 

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
 
RW! Now what is it you want to do with your love, this can?

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
He can do ME, if he wants.

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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.



 

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
*unfortunately, Lee's return to this thread means Jubes has to give him her full - and very talented - attention*

Ooh, momma! �)
 

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
*Pops back into thread*
*looks around*

Hey guys.

*grins*

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

She says I'm a man of "good taste."

I now leave you to your Thread of Pent-Up Sexual Frustration.

"...I used to have yearnings, but now, I ain't got none." -- Bull, on Night Court, after a "night in."

BWA-HA-HAAAAA...

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"When we turn our back on our principles, we stop being human." -- Janeway, "Equinox"
 

Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :
 

Maybe I will ***** my **** inside the can and **** it until I **** and ****** ** *** ***
 
Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
*gives Lee her "full and talented attention"*

*muffled noises are heard*

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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.



 

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
*a long, LONG time later, when Lee's stamina has brought Jubes to the edge of exhaustion*

How was that for you, dear?
 

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Ummm, okie dokie. That's all folks! Move along, there's nothing to see here, you lookie-loos!

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker

 

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
No, that's OK, you can stay and watch. Just try not to distract us. . . as if that were possible. }B)
 
Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :
 

Oh, it ain't fair. Lee's got the real thing and all I've got is this stupid can.

*looks at Lee's activities*

*looks at can*

Oh well.

* ***** can*
 

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
*too exhausted to do anything but pant and sigh with pleasure* }B)

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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.



 

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
*grabs his eyes in agony*

My virgin eyes! They burn! They BURN! Oh, my virgin eyes! AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker

 

Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :
 

*wonders how eyes lose their virginity*
 
Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
Well. . . umm, no. I won't tell you how. It would be far too rude even for this thread. But I know I was very drunk the first time I tried this specific sexual activity. �)

*demonstrates with Jubes*
 

Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :
 

I guess it has something to do with playing gynaecologist with a flashlight..
 
Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
*muffled Gasps and screams are heard*

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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.


 

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
*looks at Jubes' tagline, decides that mere "Administrator" dies not convey the sheer power he has over the female of the species; changes accordingly*

Then. . .

*just does her* }B)
 

Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :
 

Oh that's great. And who's gonna clean up the stains? Me. Grmbl *wanders off to get mop*
 
Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
*grabs the keys to the janitor's closet*

I'll help you, RW. Thanks to my job, I'm used to cleaning up weird stains and messes.

*looks at the devastation left in The First One's and Jubilee's wake*

Oh, for the love of god! This is just blatantly disgusting ya'll!

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker

 

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
 
Does anyone even recall the Solstice??

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
I do believe this thread has gone where no thread has gone before...

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"You! Are you smarter than this one?"
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Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :
 
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................
*too much shock upon her return to the forums*
*looks around the room, blinking like a deer staring at headlights*

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
*turns the headlights off*

Sorry, I always seem to forget those blasted things.

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker

 

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
*looks at Lee, in an exhausted sleep* .....

25 in a row.... wow....I think that's a new record...

*GRIN*

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Cherish your visions; cherish your ideas; cherish the music that stirs in your heart, the beauty that forms in your mind, the loveliness that drapes your purest thoughts, for if you remain true to them, your world will at last be built.


 

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
 
Oi!! (part deux)

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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius!
 

Posted by Jaresh Inyo on :
 
I'm laying odds that this will become little more than cyber within the next dozen posts or so. Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

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Josh: I think they're getting to know each other a bit too well, if you catch my drift.
Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift.
Asher: I think he's *ucking her, and he's cheating on his wife, and he's risking his marriage, and if his wife finds out about it she'll leave him and take their son, and his life will be ruined. If you catch my drift...

 

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
I probably should be.

But hey, it reminds me of Clerks.

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Radiohead
 

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
*recovers*

Jubes, how about breaking that record? If you're up to it. . . B)
 

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
*slaps forehead*

They're doing it more often than bunnies! Just drink lots of water. Don't want ya'll to get dehydrated or anything, I guess.

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker

 

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
*pops in again*

Ahem.

What a weekend it's been...

25? is that all? We beat that in the first hour!
(Of course, she IS hypersensitive)

*Primps in a mirror* My kung-fu is GOOD! Hoo-WAA!

I'm going to go put an ice pack on now.

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"When we turn our back on our principles, we stop being human." -- Janeway, "Equinox"
 

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
*winces at the sound of hissing steam from Firsty O'Two's nether regions*

Oof, that's gotta hurt. Farquhar by name, Farquhar by nature. 8)
 

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
*grins* ..Are YOU up to it?

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Sex is sacred. Your body is a temple. Anyone need sanctifying? ;)


 

Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :
 

I love to talk about sex. That's because everyone is obsessed with what he can't get :/

Anyway, back to solstices then. I love them. Have you tried them with mayonnaise?
 

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
Always, darling. . . The game is afoot! <8D

*hangs up Do Not Disturb sign, even though it would take a nuclear attack to break our concentration*
 

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
I made the mistake of venturing into this page and realized things about his friend that he's never realized before. So in the words of Mr. Green:
"I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife."
Hey I go for the real thing, no some cheap cyber-interpretation. Later

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GGWK chick: I'll leave some pamphlets by the door
Cartman: Great we need some more toilet paper.
 

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Well I believe I've learned something about my good friend Jubilee that I might not want to know. So in the words of the great Mr. Green:
"I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife"
Later

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GGWK chick: I'll leave some pamphlets by the door
Cartman: Great we need some more toilet paper.
 

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
*exhibits one of her many talents for Lee* *grin*

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Sex is sacred. Your body is a temple. Anyone need sanctifying? ;)


 

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
*needs sanctifying. Needs it badly*

Wow, Jubes is REALLY good at that. . . �)

*reads Jubes' signature again*

You know, that puts Simple Minds' song "Sanctify Yourself" in a whole different light!
 

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
*sanctifies Lee so that he doesn't have to Sanctify himself*

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Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Yes, Topher. I am an expert.
 
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
Don't do this again.
 


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