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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

My cousin sent... Oh. You already know? Okay,on with the story!

Moped vs. Ferrari
A young man buys a Ferrari GT. It is the most expensive car in the world, costing him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light.
An old man on a moped (both looking about 75 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"
The young man replies, "A 1999 Ferrari GT. It cost half a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man, "why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young dude proudly.
The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the owner.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right!"
Just then the light changes so the young guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 10 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh! something whips by him, going much faster!
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself.
Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! and it looked like the old man on the moped!
"Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?!"
But again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh, Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!!! He runs up to the mangled moped and says, "Oh my god! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers, "Would ya...unhook...my suspenders...from your...rear-view mirror?..."

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[This message has been edited by Baloo (edited July 07, 1999).]

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

I believe a simple groan is in order.

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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius!

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*mutters something intelligable and walks away*

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"Nothing can be altered, there is nothing to decide
No escape, no change of heart, no anyplace to hide
You are all I'll ever want, but this I am denied
Sometimes in my darkest thoughts, I wish I'd never learned
What it is to be in love and have that love returned"

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Come on kids, you just have to suspender your beliefs for a second. (rimshot)

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Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

Groan. I remember this one from YEEAARS back. It's mildsly funny. It's awful. It made me laugh a little.