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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

No setup required:

A duck walked into a pharmacy, and waddled back to the pharmacist's counter. The pharmacist looked at him and chuckled, "Hey little fella! What can I do for you?"
The duck says, "I'd like a box of condoms please."
The pharmacist says, "Well, sure! Would you like me to put that on your bill?"
The duck says, "I'm not that kind of duck!"

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*snork*

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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

I think I've heard that one before.

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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

(rimshot)

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Posted by Dani (Member # 57) on :

Okay, I think I missed something...

I got the "bill" pun, but what other "type of duck" is he referring to? Or is that not relevant...?

((I think I'm trying to make more of the joke than is necessary.))

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

He's referring to any kind of duck who would have a reason to put a condom on his bill. As you say, you were trying to make more of the joke than necessary. :-)

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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

I think the joke is outright. The type of duck thing refers to a duck who would actually put a condom on his bill (like a human would put a condom on his nose) kinky, huh?

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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

It was an oral sex joke.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Well, yes, that's one way to say it outright... *L*

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"Merde!"
-commander of Napoleon's army, upon learning that the Duke of Wellington's forces had received assistance and were requesting his surrender

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Well some people need it spelled out for them unlike us superheroes.

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