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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Not all of the following assertions are true. Some are.

THINGS MEN KNOW
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Men know that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.
Men know that PMS is Mother Nature's way of telling you to get out of the house.
Men know that if she looks like your mother, run.
Men know that there are at least three sides to every story: his, hers, and the truth.
Men know never to run away from a fight that you know you can win.
Men know that cats are evil and cannot be trusted.
Men know how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game.

Huh! I am the only person who changes the roll in our household!

Men know exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how far that gas will get them.
Men know that from time to time, it is absolutely necessary to adjust oneself.
Men know that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect the man to stare at her cleavage. Men also know that the woman will get pissed off when they do, for reasons not totally clear to them.
Men know that the reason men don't like cats is because they don't know how to cook them.
Men know that there is no such thing as a sure thing, unless her name is Tracy...
Men know that it's never a good idea to tell your father-in-law how good his daughter is in bed.
Men know that men are from here, and women are from way the hell over there.

Words to live by... or words to live next to?

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Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not advice, it is merely custom.
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[This message has been edited by Baloo (edited July 29, 1999).]

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Correction: Men know there are two sides to the story: hers and the truth.
Nice try, I know the real one. However nice edit to save yourself.

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I'll get you for this Gadget!!!! MEEEEE-ROWWRRRR.

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!

--Baloo

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"Are you gonna eat that?"
-- MIKE TYSON (to VINCENT VAN GOUGH)
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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Hey, the rest goes, but I just had to make that little correction.

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Right, cheers, thanks a lot-Patsy Stone "Ab-Fab"