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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :
 
My cousin sent me the following "joke". I would perceive it as being funny, except I know people like the woman in the joke (and not all of them are female).



An elderly man was at home, dying in bed. He smelled the aroma of his favourite chocolate chip cookies baking. He wanted one last cookie before he died.

He fell out of bed, crawled to the landing, rolled down the stairs, and crawled into the kitchen where his wife was busily baking cookies. With waning strength he crawled to the table and was just barely able to lift his withered arm to the cookie sheet.

As he grasped a warm, moist, chocolate chip cookie, his favourite kind, his wife suddenly whacked his hand with a spatula.

"Why?" he whispered. "Why did you do that?"

"They're for the funeral."


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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Yuck. I don't even find this funny.

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
Well, I find it borderline hilarious.

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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
I find it extremely humorous, though I can't laugh because of the morbidity.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
I thought it was funny the first time I heard it. This time around... *shrugs*

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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :
 

 
Posted by Jaresh Inyo on :
 
I think it's funny. So there.

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Me: Oh, I agree. I think they're spending too much time together, that is of course, if you catch my drift.
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